Crazy Stories

What can I say? I treated you like shit to prove a point. And I’m so sorry.

Just had a dream where they made another grinch movie and the grinch owned a casino and he said “people don’t go to a casino where they always lose. So I have to lose sometimes to actually make money. It’s the same with life. You have to go through some bad times to truly make the most of the good.”

I don’t think you realize how much I just really wanna be hugged.

Books are as much a form of transportation as any other. I didn’t read when I was young because I wanted to. I read because I didn’t want to. I didn’t want to read about different places. I wanted to go there for myself. I didn’t want to read about new experiences. I wanted to experience them for myself. I never had the opportunities to when I was younger, so I read. I was a dreamer because I had to be, to escape a world I didn’t want to be a part of. Now I can be a doer. Now I can see and live and experience my dreams. Now I can live out the books I didn’t want to read. But you want me to stay a dreamer. You want me to stay the person you thought I chose to be, but that was the person I had to be to survive.

People don’t like going to bed because they fear what the darkness brings. People don’t like waking up because they fear what the light brings.

Anyone else’s family use the mugs in the sink as a utensil holder? Or is that just mine?

Ok so this guy who really liked me who I’ve never met wanted to get me a Christmas gift right? But I wouldn’t give him my address cuz I’m, ya know, not stupid. So he said “aight pick something on Amazon and imma send ya it’s worth in Apple Pay”. And I’m just like 😳?? So I pick out this bogus blanket that I already have that’s like $15. And he’s like “ok cool that’s actually a pretty good price”. And he sends me like $12 Apple Pay and says “I’ll get you the rest later”. Like 🤨.... what rest????? It’s literally $3. So I’m just like “no worries it’s close enough”. Then he asks if I’m single again yet (he’s asked multiple times). So I’m like “nope got back with my ex I’m off the market.” He’s like “dang ok have a nice life✌🏻”. And we haven’t spoken since

I asked God to show me everyone who ever loved me. There was family who I never doubted. Friends I never believed. Acquaintances I never expected. There were people I had never seen before who told me they had fallen in love with my words they read online. People who fell in love with my voice when they heard me sing the next aisle over. It’s funny. I never saw you there. It’s funny. I never cared where you were.

WELL FINE THEN. BE THAT WAY. USE LOGICAL ARGUMENTS. SEE IF I CARE!