Tired

as a recovered 2013 phannie this podcast is like black tar heroine

dan and phil hard launching their relationship is the same thing to people that grew up as undiagnosed mentally ill, neurodivergent, queer kids (me) that getting married, winning the lottery, having your firstborn child etc is to people who were.. not that

goodnight phannies, remember to think of any time in dan and phil history and remind yourself that they were in love there

I do feel like I have to apologize to anyone following me for reasons that aren't Dan and Phil.......... I'm sorry but I must reblog everything or else I die. This event is life changing and I need to talk about it.

once i heard someone describe dnp as “so obviously lesbian-coded” and it’s never been more true than post-phard-launch

Dan and phil finally stopped skipping with the line and fucking crossed it

they’re hitting towers you’ve never even heard of

also love how in the phan hard launch they mention the video being broken up into chapters and then proceeded to not use the chapters feature on youtube. God they are so bad at their job and i love them for it

imagine you’re phil lester and you’re successful and funny and living with your best friend-person and ALSO you have the thickest, most voluptuous ass in the world. what the fuck ever man

Let's just appreciate the fact that Dan does not stand for the censorship of the word “suicide” which sums up the phandom full of chronically online gay kids who had unrestricted interest access

Phil is so funny I keep thinking about this moment “You’ve got issues, I’ve got ✨less✨”