some loser

They're called "restaurants" because they "restore" you to full health

5/10

While my huskies aren’t that big by any means, they still look utterly confused as to how I pick them up when they’re misbehaving.

You planning on chopping the cars up to redistribute that wealth equally? Or you gonna assign the car to someone, thus making them richer than. The others and according to commie doctrine "eat the rich" you are obliged to kill them as well.

No top?

Nah whoever wears that is definitely a bottom

A tits out kind of look

The people wearing this don’t have tits, trust me

If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

And the sobbing is what KILLS me

I gotta have this at my funeral…..I’m so excited to die now!

The family sick