I got no roots but my home-

can i have a sip of your cigarette

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

about to pull a s5 rory gilmore

”hahaha yayyy husband that speech was great. um. one question. why do you bring up doctors and sickness so much in your speeches and put emphasis on the word doctor. ohhh it’s for your weird psychosexual relationship with your childhood friend okay awesome”

It's always ''how do you remember all the lines from that doctor who movie wtf'' and never ''Omg you're so cool for remembering all the lines from from the Doctor Who TV movie (1996) can we be friends''