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@maybeijusthateeverything
Max: aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.
David: well aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... uh...
Max: no, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I’ll start being a model camper right now.
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David: Because you and I are alike. And there will come a moment where you have a chance to show it…to do the right thing.
Gwen: I love thoes moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
David: Whats the magic word?
Max: Please?
David: Actually it was “Pine” but I'll give it to you anyway because I think that's the first time you've ever used manners when talking to me.
Neil: is there anything better than pussy?
Neil: yes, a really good book
Neil: Well. I don’t think this can get any worse.
Max: Is that a challenge?
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Nikki: What’s... the “ocean”?
Max: Its like the sky except on the ground and it leads down to Hell instead of space.
Nikki: So Texas?
Max: I've come to offer you some friendly advice.
Neil: I don’t want it.
Max: Then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Nikki: If I cut off my foot and like, swing it at your head, am I kicking you or hitting you?
Max: You’ll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.
Nikki: I’m filing for DIVORCE
Neil: We aren’t married??????
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David: Max, I know you guys snuck out of the camp last night.
Neil, whispering: Act dumb.
Max: Who’s Max?
Neil, whispering: Not that dumb!
Max: Never give up on your dreams
Max: Just keep sleeping
Nikki: Don’t worry. Max likes your butt and your fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.
Neil, touching his hair: He thinks it’s fancy?
David: I’m at a loss of words!
Max, narrating: Despite being at loss of words, David yelled at me for the next 15 minutes.
Nikki: oh my god, are you ok???
Max, while laying face down in the dirt: yeah, I’m just fucking meditating
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"I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I am someone's double shot of tequila."
— Max
Gwen: you shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you
Max: well then I’d never be able to insult people; and we can’t have that