MayAtFlight

hearing the john mulaney “do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep” bit is the best thing to have happened for my mental health because every time i’m afraid my friends hate me it’s around the time i should be going the fuck to sleep

I read somewhere “if you feel like everyone hates you you need to sleep and if you feel like you hate everyone else you need to eat” and it was honestly world-shattering and I wish I’d heard it years ago!

Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age

This is so fucking innacurate bc if ralph were real people on twitter wouldnt be hateposting about him theyd be drawing his cock

A flower that has a mouth, but all it does is insult people

undertale

a phone that has no charger port, but an earphone jack. it is paired with a dongle that plugs into the earphone jack that allows for you to plug in a charger

slug that leaves behind trails like the light cycles from tron

Honestly I thought thos all throughout high school 😅

could I be this pretty please

anything heart-shaped, blush pink, or involving roses……. I will gladly accept