cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

*flight intercom* this is your captain speakinf. googoo gaga babay bububugbggh huegy oo gaga googy bboobobobaba *plane rapidly descending*

Pouring cocaine onto a mirror and using a tiny zen garden rake to make decorative soothing swirls in it

having art as your job or school focus is so embarrasing you'll be crashing out like fuuckkk... fuuckk ive got all these images due... my shapes and colors deadline is coming up.... fuckkk....

I’m fat I’m gay I’m chopped I’m washed I’m stupid I’m ugly I’m broke and most importantly I’m gonna make it