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men are fucked up but i like it when they have nose rings

listen i love greta thunberg i really do like what an icon BUT i think it’s absolutely ridiculous that she, a literal child, is being made to be the face of stopping climate change. and she obviously thinks its ridiculous too. i’ve seen so many adults in power talking about how inspirational she is and everything, and then pretty much just stop there. it is EMBARRASSING that the 4.5 billion people over the age of 30 on earth right now are looking to one teenager to fix the problems they created. it’s not inspirational, it’s pathetic. Greta has to be so extremely aggravated with the amount of attention and lack of actual action from policymakers, because I sure am. 

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

some of y’all are so fucking gross it’s not normal to be that horny over an app game try calming the fuck down

Just because you get dicks doesn’t mean you can be one.

this is the funniest response i’ve received aksjdjak thank you🖤

wouldn’t it be lit if physical beauty wasn’t the primary determinant of female worth? like idk I think it would just be fun lol

i remember when the elevator animation first appeared in bloodbound and i was like cant believe pb is making technological advancements now

can’t believe oph mc just let landry go without a fight.. the hospital’s parking lot is Right There

when this fandom consumes /any/ other media and realizes pb is probably the least terrible thing they’ve consumed