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WHAT DO YOU WANT, NERD?

Kyle forced me to get this stupid app..

Sup, my name is Max. If you're a nerd DNI. unless its shitlips. Uh, no matter what anyone says, IM NOT GAY! And, my pronounce pronouns are He/Him.

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What's your favorite sanrio character?

Sanrio? Like... Hello Kitty??

I dunno, that frog guy is kinda cool

Not that I know anything about Sanrio though !!!!

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

I JUST WANNA SAY THAT BEING PRIDEFUL IS SO AWESOME AND I WANNA THANK MY PENIS CAUSE ITS THE BEST PART ABOUT ME, AND MY BICEPS ARE MY SECOND AND-

w-what?

pride month isnt about being prideful?

its about being GAY???

uh... happy gay month, queers.

#jock speaks #this was funnier in my head sigh #gay #pride month #max jagerman #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield

Hello, Jagerman. I think you need a hug. It's ok, your childhood has been rough - what with your father and all. You clearly are in some level of denial regarding your feelings and relationships with others. You took your hardships out on everyone around you, to maintain some sense of control and worth - but you don't have to be like this.

So have a hug.

before the consequences of your actions catch up to you

I need dont need a hug!

Wait...Who told you about my father??????????

Uhh, I am so not in denial of my feeling!

And, I am the way I am because... uh, ITS FUN!

wait what was that last part-

#this one was angsty awww #jock asks #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #max jagerman #nighthawks

Everyone stop you guys are embarrassing Max

uhhh, I dont get embarrassed, bitch! Im literally God of Hatchetfield High!!

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Maax gets a bonerr when he bullieess richieee

But that okay Richie gets one too

Richie gets a boner too???

I-I mean- I DO NOT GET A BONER, BITCH!

where did you learn the information that richie gets a boner id like to fact check it

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maxthejagerman

since you wanna know so bad. 😒

HOLY SHIT!!! IM MARRIED!!!

I mean- EW!!! SHITLIPS EEEEWWW!!!

Also, I'm way more buffer than that, bitch!

alrightlarusso

oh sorry are your panties in a twist, love.

anyways here is you and richie listening to conan gray, which you got WHEN YOU WERE SEVERELY DEPRESSED AFTER YOUR FIRST FAILED CONFESSION ATTEMPT.

maxthejagerman

MY PANTIES ARE NOT IN A TWIST, FUCKNUGGET!

FAILED ATTEMPT? THAT LITTLE SHIT DIDNT ACCEPT IT THE FIRST TIME??

Whatever

I'll beat him up at school for it

alrightlarusso

SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WEAR PANTIES??????????

maxthejagerman

NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!

If I hypothetically wore panties, then they wouldnt be in a twist!

FUCK YOU, NERD!!

alrightlarusso

you even considering the idea of wearing them is crazy.

AND FUCK YOU TOO.

maxthejagerman

since you wanna know so bad. 😒

HOLY SHIT!!! IM MARRIED!!!

I mean- EW!!! SHITLIPS EEEEWWW!!!

Also, I'm way more buffer than that, bitch!

alrightlarusso

oh sorry are your panties in a twist, love.

anyways here is you and richie listening to conan gray, which you got WHEN YOU WERE SEVERELY DEPRESSED AFTER YOUR FIRST FAILED CONFESSION ATTEMPT.

maxthejagerman

MY PANTIES ARE NOT IN A TWIST, FUCKNUGGET!

FAILED ATTEMPT? THAT LITTLE SHIT DIDNT ACCEPT IT THE FIRST TIME??

Whatever

I'll beat him up at school for it

alrightlarusso

SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WEAR PANTIES??????????

maxthejagerman

NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!

If I hypothetically wore panties, then they wouldnt be in a twist!

FUCK YOU, NERD!!

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MAX WANTS RICHIE TO TOUCH HIS DICK CONFIRMED

NO??

I'm just sayin, if anyone had to touch anyones dick,,

Shitlips should be touching mine!!

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maxthejagerman

since you wanna know so bad. 😒

HOLY SHIT!!! IM MARRIED!!!

I mean- EW!!! SHITLIPS EEEEWWW!!!

Also, I'm way more buffer than that, bitch!

alrightlarusso

oh sorry are your panties in a twist, love.

anyways here is you and richie listening to conan gray, which you got WHEN YOU WERE SEVERELY DEPRESSED AFTER YOUR FIRST FAILED CONFESSION ATTEMPT.

maxthejagerman

MY PANTIES ARE NOT IN A TWIST, FUCKNUGGET!

FAILED ATTEMPT? THAT LITTLE SHIT DIDNT ACCEPT IT THE FIRST TIME??

Whatever

I'll beat him up at school for it

#jock speaks #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #max jagerman #michie #richie lipschitz

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since you wanna know so bad. 😒

HOLY SHIT!!! IM MARRIED!!!

I mean- EW!!! SHITLIPS EEEEWWW!!!

Also, I'm way more buffer than that, bitch!

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Awwwww I think Max was blushing he liiikes Richie he wants to touch his dickk

I knoww ur hard when u bullyy hiim

I was not blushing, bitch!! Jocks do not 'blush'

And, if anyones touching anyones dick, Shitlips should be touching mine! Not the other way around!!!

Who told you I get hard when I bully him? Was it Jason? GOD THAT FUCKNUGGET CANT KEEP A SECRET

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Awww Max has a crush on Richie that's soo cute

Max and Richie sitting in a tree...

SHUT UP, BITCH!

I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT LOSER! EUGH!! He's gross!! He watches stupid cartoon men making out... ew...

and hes so cute have you heard how he pronounces his t's? its so adorable i love bullying him

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What the fuck is owo, yaoi and sugoi? What nerd shit is that? What do those words mean?

not asking for any reason and totally not cause some fine shit speaks about it to much

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Have a lps that reminded me of you. Dumbass.

- @janes-a-woman-lover

What the fuck is this nerdy shit??? LPS? What does that stand for? Loser pussy shit?

And,,

Im not a dumbass, Im a God

Stupid...

It does kinda look like me though...

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hi max.... why are you on Tumblr..??? Isn't that a bit nerdy

@richie-the-weeb-lipschitz

UH, ITS NOT NERDY, SHITLIPS!!! DUH!! Even if it was nerdy, its not anymore!!! I downloaded the app, so now, its not fuckin' nerdy!!!

plus, kyle told me you were on it so i had to, dumbass

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wow blog owner is so cool people should definitely follow this rp blog amirite....

OOC

haha yeah whoever sent this ask is also really cool wow... you should so follow...

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