Theodora

me, shaking a piece of paper that contains my natal chart at the sky: bitch where is the love life you promised me,

Here’s an idea: if you’re not a sex worker, don’t write about sex work.

it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades

Truth

@twiabpup makes me feel like a pretty girl sometimes~*~*

This just in: Associating dicks with masculinity is transmisogynist and if you are doing it, you are contributing to the murders of twoc!

“What did you putting me down right there do for you? Women blame women for things that have nothing to do with them. … To put down a woman for something that men do, as if they’re children and I’m responsible, has nothing to do with you asking stupid questions, because you know that’s not just a stupid question. That’s a premeditated thing you just did.”