the Queen is back.

Jesse: CHARITY MY ASS

Jesse: YOU WERE AWAY DOING A LIPO WEREN'T YOU

“Thank you! You know, I think in a sense that did change but not over the time you were gone… I’m pretty content with the way I am and my life is right now. It seems like I can actually enjoy what’s left of the year.”

“That’s the way to go, Pi. Be happy with you and everything else will fall into place, I learned that a long time ago. I’m happy you saw the light.”

@mcgowans: @perftothemax it really must be hard seeing the world from down there, maybe that's why your standards are so low idk

@perftothemax: @mcgowans well when i left you guys still weren't out?? and i can't understand why you would settle for a small dick

“Haha, I’m glad you can count on me for it to always feel like the same. That’s actually quite flattering.”

“Well, understanding yourself and being true to what you are is always the best thing, so yeah, feel flattered.”

@perftothemax: @mcgowans the only bad thing about you is your boyfriend (?)

“Well it’s still nice that you did it, Max. Me? Oh yeah, not really that much to be honest. Same ol’ thing you know?”

“Yeah, I didn’t expect that much to happen. I mean, it’s not like I’ve been gone for that long. Good to know that some things will always remain the same.”

“Ok, I’m not really the biggest fan of football, but I gotta admit, Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman from the New England Pats are so hot. I think I might need a thirst aid kit.”

“Thirst aid kit, that’s new.”

@mcgowans: and britanny is still sleeping with her step dad

@perftothemax: @mcgowans ofc you did babe i'm the queen

“That crap is the poorest excuse for a movie and story that I’ve ever seen, and the people who like it are even worse. I bet only freaks like Stella actually enjoy it. She actually got incredibly defensive when she heard me say this.”

"Isn’t that lame arse ‘you get the love you deserve’ quote from that movie or something? It applies on the situation. Stupid people are going to love stupid things because that’s really all they can have. It must suck to be crappy.”

“Oh well I don’t know, maybe you wanted to try that out, teaching is a noble job. But that sounds good too, I’m glad you had such a great experience.”

“I don’t think I was born to perform noble anything, but yeah, it was fun. What happened in your life while I was gone? Not that I think it was that much, but it doesn’t hurt to ask, right?”