@themaximan: if i blacked out before my birthday, does that mean i’m still technically twenty nine?

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@themaximan: if i blacked out before my birthday, does that mean i’m still technically twenty nine?

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@themaximan: i have the same energy as the emo property brother and i'm man enough to admit that about myself.
text: 'bev'
mags: booty call, huh?
max: maaaaybe
max: real talk though, i'm going to be up for hours and company would be nice.

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text: 'bev'
mags: you're gonna be a problem for me...
max: why don't you come over n we can hash it out?
text: 'bev'
mags: fuck.
mags: stop that. XD
max: i'm having too much fun to
text: 'bev'
mags: oh shut up! you dont know how i feel.
max: technically i do
max: u feel nice btw
text: 'bev'
mags: damn, you got it bad, don't you?
mags: oh i'm so making fun of you next time I see you.
max: already planning on seeing me again hm (:
max: looks like i'm not the only one.
text: 'bev'
mags: It's true. I'm flirting with you. Is it working?
max: of course it's working.
max: you could breathe in my direction and it would work.

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text: 'bev'
mags: is that a euphemism for something? cause yes, I will update your resume alllll night long. ;)
max: you said it, not me!
text: 'bev'
mags: Awww I'm honored! :P
mags: what every girl longs to hear! XD
max: i'll have to have you update my resume with the way ur talking me up
text: 'bev'
mags: oh, you like me, huh? in what way? :P
max: the 'first person i'd text after taking too much adderall' type way.
text: 'bev'
mags: jesus what have i gotten myself into?
mags: how is such a complete goober so good in bed? XD
max: if i told you i'd have to kill you
max: and i don't wanna do this because between u and me i like ya. and i can't go about killing people i like.
max: that's not good for business.
text: 'bev'
mags: man you must be smoking some 'dank weed' as the kids say.
mags: rude for not sharing.
mags: whatcha doin? other then being a weirdo.
max: i'm just like this.
max: i mean! if you want to tap into my supply, all you gotta do's ask.
max: i forgot i already took an adderall an hour ago, so i took another and i'm seconds away from starting seventeen crafts MINIMUM all at once.
max: what're u doing lol

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text: 'bev'
mags: wait...
mags: oh fuck why are you doing this to me at this hour!?!?
mags: TIME FOR AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS! YAY
mags: its a hot dog! class of its own!
max: hm.
max: i'm not convinced.
max: it's bread, meat... other things... sandwich.
max: i've been thinking about this for three hours.
text: 'bev'
max: random question that i could have asked google but i don't trust robots so...
max: a hotdog's a sandwich, right?