Introverted Weirdo

Loving it

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

Thanks to Ikea, 50 years from now “My grandfather built this with his own two hands” won’t have quite the same impact it once did.

Charles Xavier has hundreds of students over decades and decades, but none can heal his spine

The reason why there are so many dumb people in the world is cause only the smart ones choose to use condoms