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The hills are alive with the sounds of redbull frantically trying to figure out how to put their shitbox together 🙄

#formula 1 #f1 #max verstappen #red bull racing #austrian gp 2026

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The reliability this season is catastrophic. Each race shouldn't have upwards of 5 DNFs (the last two being 7???). I know we're pining for the V10 fjords but not like this 💀

#formula 1 #f1 #it's like every engine just gets sleepy #I'd nope out of it too tbh

Max Verstappen 🤝 Kimi Raikkonen

Leaving Monaco GP after a DNF

#500m away #taking my toys and going home #goat shit right there #formula 1 #f1 #max verstappen #kimi raikkonen #monaco gp 2026 #red bull racing

george would have an aneurism if he had to race in 2021 against those two jackals 🤧 tf you mean you'd have two championships? I've never seen anyone so delusional in my life, and I look in the mirror every day.

#max verstappen #red bull racing #lewis hamilton #george russell #Mercedes #formula 1 #f1 #george is so delusional #srsly where does he get off

Who pissed in Zak Brown's Cheerios today? 😒

Bro, Daniel is gonna do whatever he wants for his pookie, Max. He does not love you. You treated him like shit.

Max treats his pookie like sunshine and rainbows, therefore gets a fastest lap point taken away from McLaren (allegedly, even tho they fumbled that entire season bffr).

Zak Brown is a knuckle-dragging troglodyte.

#max verstappen #f1 #red bull racing #formula 1 #anti mclaren #anti zak brown #how anti can I be #daniel ricciardo #Zak brown is really the worst person on the grid #and that's saying something #don't forget Flávio is there #and he's in the files

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haase moves me with his pr teamless ways. what do you mean he has posted 39 ig stories of his battle with max in the last 24 hours im crying

Why am I hearing that our queen Hannah is leaving Redbull?

This is why we can't have anything nice.

#formula 1 #f1 #red bull racing #hannah schmitz #Hannah is not allowed to leave #we already lost too many people

feral-peacock

That’s not blorbo from my show.That’s blorbo from my mutual’s show. I know everything about him he’s my favorite little guy in the whole world I would die for him. He’s never done anything wrong in his whole life. I’ve never watched the show.

Maxblr the sane ones in the discourse rn and just citing retirement while f1twt have their whole asses out debating merc vs mcl when we know he'd go to mcl when pigs are allowed to drive the Nurburgring.

#lets bffr rn #max verstappen #f1 #Maxblr #anti mclaren #formula 1 #red bull racing

WAIT

Then...what's max doing? Is he retiring?

Not me over here just hyperventilating.

#formula 1 #f1 #red bull racing #max verstappen #mclaren #gianpiero lambiase

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What am I gonna do without mediocre f1 for weeks? 🫩

#formula 1 #f1

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Achilles Come Down | Gang of Youths // Max Verstappen

(I am the source of my own depression)

My lore discord goblins have been adding subgenders next to their names thanks to this. It's the best day ever.

#abo #I'm learning so much about my friends #also about strangers

how are they so pretty (and how is he still in redbull merch in bed)?

these are the questions of our time 🙂‍↕️

#max verstappen #formula 1 #f1 #red bull racing #kelly piquet #they're so normal #I love that for them

Max: my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery

#he's going to be thrilled #don't threaten him with a good time #he gets an extra hour of sim racing #max verstappen #formula 1 #red bull racing #f1

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After today, I'm ready for them to cancel a few more races.

Why does it feel like the FIA and F1 don't care about Ollie and why he almost 💀? He was going 262kph and Colapinto was going 170. That's insane.

But you know, whatever they can do to put more eyes on F1 and their motorway passes 🫩

#formula 1 #f1 #it's like the fia don't even care about Ollie #these regs are so dangerous #max and Fernando were right #i actually hate it #ollie bearman #franco colapinto #haas f1 team #alpine f1 team

it's giving kms

#formula 1 #f1 #max verstappen #red bull racing #he's retiring fr though #is he even going to last the season #rb need to do smth

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