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they warned me about those stairs bro...

Thst actually sounds like something I would say lmao

i...i relate to that quote SO HARD

tags: @peskybirdonyx @aries0nmars @strawbxrrypies @saunteredvaugelydownwards @deltenner + open

Delta: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete freaking idiot.

^horrendously accurate

tags under cut because I’m doing a whole entire portals scene this is a great idea

open tags as always and /nf! Enjoy <3

Tania: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

@butterfly-teacup

@i-do-anything-but-write

@loftwingofcrimson

(Also, that skin color is accurate. I'm pale as a ghost, and I don't tan)

I don’t think I’d survive getting a PhD BUT you might catch me putting stickers on my masters degree once I get it (after i survive undergrad first lol)

Rachel: Hello, I'm Rachel. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

This feels like a very me quote lol 😂

Yeahhhhhh, this is definitely something I would say in real life. I'm a gremlin sometimes on here, though, LOL.

I do say bamboozled quite a bit in real life so I'd say this is pretty accurate! xD

I mean, there’s no arguing with the logic XD

BAHAAHAHAAHAJADSJAGSKA

I'm sobbing I'm crying I'm screaming that's beautiful

reblog with some odd facts/ havits abt urself that writers can give their characters

-i can copy other ppls handwriting—the neater the handwriting, the easier it is

-i despise wearing shoes. especially with socks

-i eat chips/cheezits with chopsticks cause i dont like the stuff getting on my fingers

I'm allergic to caffeine! My stomach lining and heart can't handle the drug itself, and it makes me nauseous! How cool.

I can make a mean beefaroni with sausage.

I'm a major night owl and get all my work done in the afternoons or late night.

My favorite color is Fern Green!

-My thumbs can touch the back and front of my wrist making them look like they're completely dislocated

-Im allergic to cold temperatures and will get incredibly itchy hives if my skin gets too cold (its called cold urticaria)

-I had to have surgery to put botox into a muscle in my throat to be able to burp (called R-CPD)

-I used to be a scare actor (I worked in a haunted house where we were allowed to touch and grab customers (NOT IN BAD WAYS) and I once picked up a child and ran them back to the start of the house)

-I have a collection of uranium glass in my room (Along with manganese, lead, cadmium, selenium and milk glass)

-I have painted every wall of my house by myself, and did a damn good job without a single piece of tape

-I have trained my cats to do tricks (High five, shake, bang, through a hoop, sit, stay, and speak)

-I bought a car in 2018 for $3700 and sold it in 2025 for $8500 because of the work I put into it (I fixed everything myself on it)

-I live in the same city as one of my favourite bands (Not going to say which band, I don't want to dox myself)

-My nails are long and are as hard as a rock, I think I've only actually broken a nail 3 or 4 times

-I am absolutely covered in stretch marks from having EDS, im talking legs, arms, chest, stomach, back, I'm mid sized but with PCOS my weight fluctuated so much that my skin couldn't keep up, I had to have a breast reduction because the weight of them had literally been tearing at the skin on my chest, I spent a lot of time with blood on my shirts and bra's from those stretch marks popping and bleeding

-I really love disaster documentaries (Think Chernobyl, plane crashes, boat crashes, historical deaths, etc)

-I wouldn't have gotten my high school diploma without COVID, because our grades were frozen on March 13th and I was at a 60% and not expecting to do better in social studies (failing is 50% here)

-I beat my culinary teacher in a knife speed contest

-I have a scar on my ankle from a bike pedal falling into it

-and I have a scar on the palm of my hand from when I picked up a metal tray off of what was meant to be a stove that was off, but it was on hot and I put the tray straight on my palm

Damn, Wowee tagged half the people I wanted to.

-I can put my foot behind my head

-Longest I’ve ever held my breath is 3:00 minutes flat

-Used to make ‘trailers’ with iMovie as a kid, I don’t do that much anymore but I did as a kid

-I made Mac n cheese in a microwave at like 11PM every day for a week once

-I have a dead scorpion in my backpack

-When writing words with like “little” I write it like this li-||-le” so I can have one single line though the T

-I have a birthmark on my ear (on the lobe? The bottom part) that I can hold a grain of rice in, which in China superstition means I will be rich B)

-I didn't brush my hair as a kid, and had a massive dreadlock on the back of my head once that my mom took an hour and 2 cans of detangler to fix.

-I hum and sing and do little ditties almost all the time. I like to believe I look like someone who has a constant song playing in their head (i do)

-When I'm tired my brain kinda puts a sound on loop, the one i was doing earlier was just going, “Buhbuh buh buh,” repeatedly outloud.

-One of my favorite things to do at the beach is get tossed around by waves, its fun.

-Movies are the main way i like to have quality time with people (unless they won't shut up during a movie i highly respect)

-I have keloids on both elbows

-I have a dimple but only on one cheek

-I snap my teeth when I’m really stressed, it’s that or chew things

-I bite lollipops (and ice cream sometimes)

-I wouldn’t say I’m a very girly-girl but I do have a special thing for bows, they’re cute!!

-Im a hoarder for craft supplies, I have a closet full of them.

-I’m not committed enough to learn entire songs (most of the time) but I can play little bits of “Ain’t no Sunshine” “Come as you are” “Crazy Train” “Avengers theme song” and “Among us remix” on ukulele

-I play this game with my friends called “What’s in my pocket?” That they have won only once, I make sure whatever’s in my pocket is unguessable like one time: a box of chocolate milk, a tangerine and my personal favorite, 40 cut-out paper hearts (I gave them away to people throughout the school day. I do it so often I don’t remember all of them but it’s frequently food.

-I’m very sentimental with objects and I still have a bead necklace someone gave me like an almost a decade ago?? I don’t even remember their name but I remember being happy when I got it so I never got rid of it.

-when I was a baby I watched videos on making cakepops then later my parents found me with a slice of cake trying to make a cake pop. By smashing up my cake. Mash mash mash.

-I’m a very picky eater but one of my favorite meats is chicken hearts, they are delicious.

-I once spent 50 dollars buying a three pack of flavored crickets and normal dead cicadas cuz I saw it on tv and I wanted to prank my friends (I think they were more concerned than shocked actually) I think I was too committed to the bit.

-after that I convinced my teacher to make my classmates eat bugs as one of the games in camp (he agreed so quickly BWAHAHAHA), my class immediately knew it was me and I just laughed.

-one of my favorite things used to be biking as fast as I possibly could on loop, then I fell and got hit by my sister by a bike— just kidding, that did happen but it didn't do anything. what really happened is I fell and got a strawberry on my elbow (that turned into the aforementioned keloid, my second one.) my relationship with biking fast fell off after that. Also my bike broke.

-I grew up in Hawai’i but was terrified of going bodyboarding or just swimming in general for years. I wore floaties for forever.

-making the second earring for crafting is as hard as drawing the second eye in drawing for me.

-the smell of clothing stores— Specifically Macy’s— is very nostalgic for me

anyways

-i refuse to eat fruit normally, some notable examples being biting into unpeeled kiwis and mangos apple style, peeling lemons orange style, and cherries i will eat a bunch and then spit all the pits at once

-i can only wear one specific style of one specific brand of socks #autism

-i only have four bras, they are all sports bras from target, i dont think they sell them anymore

-i went to my first concert for my 11th birthday

-i was so committed to the bit that it was mentioned in my autism diagnosis. the bit in question was related to among us. so. thats something

-i've gotten a rock lodged in my hand three times, twice in the same spot, you can still kinda see the scar

-i use a mask to sleep one of those blackout ones and i feel like a big baby

-i sleeptalk, the only recorded things ive said were "i have a table, dont worry chat", "waterboarding... women.... wenches.,,..", "hey guys, [carppet] here", and also apparently a slurp sound

-i can also put my foot behind my head

-i sleep in the most bizzare positions, example from yhe other day: hugging pillow, only my face on it, knee in the pillow case, other leg stretched straight out, one hand hugging pillow, other wrapped around head. it was quite comfortable

-i roll in my sleep, also just sit up. dont know what for

-i cant use mint toothpaste, i still use some green sparkly bubble fruit type shit

if i think of more ill add to it

I despise being in nature (it causes mental breakdowns for me + I just,, get to feeling horrible,,,,, idk)

when i rotate my wrists they make little cracking n popping sounds (heheh rice krispys aint got nothin on me)

once I slipped on a treadmill and got 2 scars on both my legs (for both of them, one on the knee n ankle,, little circular scars)

I can control when I show my dimples

I can uh hhh,, do that slow blink where its one eye after the other [yk, the,, stupid silly one,,, 💥💥💥]

I cant, keep track of the time, or the day

I,,, idk—wear a bonnet (is that the word❓️) to sleep cause my hairs really long n itd just get in the way

sometimes i put eyeshadow under my eyes before going out because I think it makes me look nice

I have a little model of my upper/lower jaw (cant remember which one) i got from the dentist a year or two back,, and used to keep it in my pocket as a "conversation starter"

I technically have mold in my room, its just,, a teeny bit in a tiny part of the carpet,,,, but i never told anyone, so its just there

I think studying psychology is fun (which,,, counts as weird❓️)

I only gained cognitive consciousness when I was like, 14 (everything before that was like a fever dream I couldnt control)

I grew up mostly in isolation, so I didnt have friends (ones that consistently stick around) until,,,,,,,,,,, like, pretty much now

I sleep like im dead, apparently (but I move in my sleep❓️❓️)

I occasionally have dreams I barely remember (vague, random shiz thats super confusing without context), but years later they happen exactly the same

certain noises/smells/sights give me instantaneous migraines

my cognitive function is still trying to catch up

im constantly with stimulation, and without it I start hallucinating vividly, where I can see, hear, n feel them (theyre gonna jump me i just know it)

it takes me from 1 minute to 5 years to comprehend certain things

evaporates

I SEE UOU.

haha,,, hmmm,

me⁉️ how did I not see the notif for this,,💥💥