Maybe if you took your nose out of the air you’d have more fun. Or you’d at least see where you’re walking. Looks like you stepped in dog shite there, Yaxley.

Maybe if you--what!? Oh, good Godric! That's... eurgh!

…You’re excused.

Such a pity.

….Of course, Mavis. I’d be happy to.

Yes, you would. 

What do I look like, a house elf?

Not at all, but excuse me for thinking you looked like a gentleman.

….What?

I'm not asking you to hold my hand, sweetie, just my books.

Oh, what happened, widdle baby Mavis didn’t get her edition of Witches Weekly? What a tragedy. I’m sure people in poverty all around the world gain some perspective when they think about their plight. 

Oh, you're right, Severus. I'm being silly, of course.

Whatever, you are a crazy bitch.

You are one fucked up chick.

You're the one shouting obscenities in the halls. I suppose they were right, after all; you really are losing it...

FUCK HEAD! Better?

Much. 

Fuck Head. You know Voldemort or whatever the hell you people are calling him now. Fuck Head suits him better.

Sorry, you'll have to speak up...

Oh you mean unlike those coward followers of Fuck Head? Good for you.

Of who?

Nope not at all. Merlin help us if we ever saw what was behind the mask.

Teeth, mostlike--that's all. Unlike some, I don't much require a mask.

Right course not might crack the face.

Exactly. And we couldn't have that, now, could we?

My brother? You’re joking right?

I don't joke.