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Seems like rock candy would hurt if you wrapped it around your cock, Sir? And melting it down would be burny. But it's tasty and fun to eat!

I think I'll stick to just throwing them at people. Thanks.

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And that’s all from sleeping funny? 

PM: It's a good thing you're so hot. It overshadows the natural instinct to fear for my life when I hear some of the things that come out of that extremely talented mouth. In short, I don't want to know - just fuck me hard enough to make up for the lost time. I'll admit to being a little curious about how I inspired the movie you're writing, but we can save that for pillow talk. You really think it's wise to edge me right now, Sir? I'm impatient enough as it is.

PM: Oddly enough, I’ve uttered the same phrase before. Online gambling isn’t that insidious, though. There’s not much to tell, right now. Just that it revolves around a gorgeous girl with amazing eyebrows. Though, now that I’m thinking about it, that could also be Jennifer’s Body (2019). Why, are you going to unhinge your jaw and proceed to feed on my organs, too? Because… turn on.

Not me, probably, but I’ll help anyway. I did study acupressure, and I have a medical fascination with the human body. Where does it hurt? 

Both sound fun to me, Sir...though your option leads me to think of wrapping the fruit roll up around the tip when a man climaxes and making a Cum Gusher!

I got a bag of rock candy in my room. Got any fun ideas for that?

PM: Well, you earn a few points back for that, but what's going on is...nothing, actually. You gave me arguably the best fuck of my life and then neglected to reach out for weeks on end. Not every gentlemanly, Sir. I expect you to make up for keeping me on edge this long.

PM: Don't take the neglect personally. I got very distracted with online gambling, ritualistic sacrifice, and a sudden spark to write a movie. How many points do I get saying that you inspired that last part? But, of course, come over... Though I warn you, there will be much more edging involved.

I think you put the dick on it and wrap it like a tortilla, Sir!

I'd do over/around the head. Sounds sticky and messy, either way. Is that your thing?

PM: Smart-ass.

PM: What's going on? Sorry, I got distracted by your perfectly shaped eyebrows.

Depending on the interests of those who join in, I'm planning to order some pizza. If anyone's interested in more, I'm happy to get out dishes to serve whatever anyone brings with them.

Dire, I see. Okay, I'll need two large bowls, a platter tray, and some fridge space. So, are you thinking trivia, strategy games, classics boardgames? With drinking/stripping twists?

Thanks.

Crème brûlée bites, at the moment. But I'll take anything freshly baked and bite-sized. Prepackaged stuff is good, too, I guess. No favorites, I'll just get five of everything.

I was talking about something else, actually. Just forget it.

I think you might be thinking of fruit by the foot, Sir.  But that would work too.  Fruit roll Ups are like a sheet when you unroll it.

That's the one I was thinking of. You can wrap it along the dick. How were you thinking of wrapping your roll up? This is important, of course.