Midnight Machine

Half a year?! No way. I’ll call 2 months, and I’ll kill him myself if he’s still whinging any longer than that.

None of us did. Bodhi sees this as the opportunity that it is. People slaving over him, mum giving him whatever you wants.

Oh God, our new reality for at least two months while Bodhi milks the shit out of this.

I’ll counter-bet. He last two days but we find him in the motel carpark rocking back and forth and we all the psychiatric hospital to come pick him up. 

Like a deer in headlights, there goes another one.

Laying down cover! Mum, dad lets go. 

Damn right you are. Never met one better.

Now we’re talking. We’ll just have to do a recon mission at the after party and steal the cookie jar then.

I would have tucked my flask in my bra if I knew I had to listen to you two bicker.

Welcome to the club.

You can say that again.

Okay that’s probably true. It probably costs more than all the other boys suits combined.

And yet out dresses, and our make up, and hair is scrutinised so carefully. And all the men have to do is wear a tailored suit and they’re fine.

She’s got a point. I’ll stand to that motion to eliminate dresses.

Of course he will. We should just do a chart up and leave it in the entrance hall. Lets be honest the only ones we’ll need to mark out is Ryan and Bodhi. In fact Jailbait probably owes me more than Ryan ever did at his age.

I can imagine. Maybe I should start taking notes now, babysitting him and his business, I’m going to have to make him pay up in favours soon.

Oh God, if you’re taking IOU notes, I’d hate to see what some of the other assholes we live with are up to when it comes to favours.