s m o k e s c r e e n

It’s all for Tommy.

Open with it’s the only way to keep Tommy, she’ll be up for that I promise.

Good.

I wouldn’t have suggested Darcy if I thought there was someone better to play pretend his mother, and you know it too.

What matters here is Tommy.

Oh please, you can’t hide anything like that from me.

I need you to work past your raging boner for her, or use it to your advantage to play the devoted boyfriend in front of the inspectors.

If you want to keep Tommy then this plan is our only option.

I’m sorry but do you have any better ideas?

But what?

Tommy adores her so when they send the inspector around to see you guys in action it won’t be hard to pass off that she’s acting as his mother.

Darcy.

I may have an idea of who to suggest.

You took the words right out of my mouth. 

You’re a notorious manwhore and no matter what we do we’re never going to be able to cover that up from the other lawyers, the NDAs protect us from your conquests talking about anything they saw or heard while they were here not that they have to deny being with you.

Then we need to find you a fake girlfriend.

I’ve had an idea how to help your case in the custody battle, not sure if you’re going to like it though.