reckless

“So commercials are getting more and more ridiculous. I swear television is just a way to rot your brain. At the end of the most recent one I saw, it stated ‘you are what you drink.’ So I was like okay? Just call me Tequila from now on.”

Let me just grab some salt and lime and give it a taste then.

“Hey, hey, I’m back.”

Welcome back.

a book in the fifty shades series.

Played out, but shouldn’t you-- I don’t know be grateful for business even if that was the case? Way to be a good employee.

“on a scale of 1-10 how bad is it to send a picture of your dick before the first date? some girls dig it and others don’t and sometimes it’s really hard to tell but i don’t wanna be that guy.” 

I think it’s safe to say you’ll be that guy time and time again, but fucking show your true colors. You’ll never know if she’s down unless you slide the anaconda her way. Plus, if she’s into it she’s probably a cheap date.

Fuck! 

Grey?