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I hate Peppino

@mauricemetsfan

12.3K posts

Aug 20, 2025

INTRODUCTION.

Name's Maurice, and I guess I'm doin' this.

((This is a roleplay blog! Any and all interactions are welcome.))

Right, rules. Uuhhh...

RULES.

1. Don't be disgusting. You know what I mean, NSFW... Harassment, all that jazz.

2. Don't spam, I guess. It gets annoying after a while.

3. Don't do anything to the characters without explicit permission. (Magic anons don't count! I'll just... Not answer the ones that I don't want to do)

That's... It. I guess.

Oh, yeah. People you can ask.

These are the main three. Me, my wife (Maura), and Junior.

Maura speaks in blue text!

Junior speaks in green text.

((Maura is an OC! Junior is a fan design.))

Certain events that happened before on this blog are still considered canon, but most aren't. The main event that's still canon to this blog is Maurice getting his arm ripped off and being replaced with a clone's arm. Other events may be referenced.

#pizza tower #pizza tower fanart #rp blog #introductory post #maurice pizza tower #maurice #pizza tower maurice #maurice jr #maurice junior #maura spaghetti #pizza tower oc

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Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Alright.

Doise then proceeded to put one right between Maurice's eyes.

(And yet, anomalously, he doesn't even do so much as flinch.)

(a large grin spreads across his face.)

the hell?!

What, aren't you... Used to seeing the dead come back? Or bodies surviving the impossible... I know what you are, alien. And I don't want you in our beautiful country.

Ohhh you're a walking dead, should've known that. So I guess we're at a standstill here, huh?

(His eyes widen)

What- no, I ain't one of them! Er- well, I am not exactly the most human. But! I'm more human than you'll ever be. (He presses a finger to your chest)

But not more human then I used to be! Doise's smile fades as he remembers the worse parts of his past.

Yeah I wasn't born a clone, pal. I was made into one. Get off your high horse 'n stop actin' like you've ever been one'a us.

(warning, i haven't really thought about this part of his lore, there's 2 choices and i may choose the other later on) Well, I used to be human... but then I encountered something...

So yer like me. That's real fuckin' unfortunate, I don't wanna be anything like you.

Ehhh...

Ehh? What else would it be?? Weird ass fuckin' clone'a yer brother that maims you 'n replaces yer gored parts...

Eldritch hivemind in the back of my mind, part of which lives inside me.

Tch. You really are alien scum. I don't see why I shouldn't just bite your head off right now.

Sorry, only Peddito can kill me.

Real solid excuse, man. Care if I try?

(he doesn't wait for a response. He grabs onto Doise's shoulders and bites down on his head with strange force for a human jaw.)

Doise's head simply regrows. I can still feel pain, though!

OW!

(He cocks a brow)

Huh. Interesting.

(He subconsciously feels his forehead. The bullet wound that was once there has since been smoothed over)

You're a real fuckin' nutcase.

Yes.

Get out of my sight. (He pushes Doise away from himself.)

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Alright.

Doise then proceeded to put one right between Maurice's eyes.

(And yet, anomalously, he doesn't even do so much as flinch.)

(a large grin spreads across his face.)

the hell?!

What, aren't you... Used to seeing the dead come back? Or bodies surviving the impossible... I know what you are, alien. And I don't want you in our beautiful country.

Ohhh you're a walking dead, should've known that. So I guess we're at a standstill here, huh?

(His eyes widen)

What- no, I ain't one of them! Er- well, I am not exactly the most human. But! I'm more human than you'll ever be. (He presses a finger to your chest)

But not more human then I used to be! Doise's smile fades as he remembers the worse parts of his past.

Yeah I wasn't born a clone, pal. I was made into one. Get off your high horse 'n stop actin' like you've ever been one'a us.

(warning, i haven't really thought about this part of his lore, there's 2 choices and i may choose the other later on) Well, I used to be human... but then I encountered something...

So yer like me. That's real fuckin' unfortunate, I don't wanna be anything like you.

Ehhh...

Ehh? What else would it be?? Weird ass fuckin' clone'a yer brother that maims you 'n replaces yer gored parts...

Eldritch hivemind in the back of my mind, part of which lives inside me.

Tch. You really are alien scum. I don't see why I shouldn't just bite your head off right now.

Sorry, only Peddito can kill me.

Real solid excuse, man. Care if I try?

(he doesn't wait for a response. He grabs onto Doise's shoulders and bites down on his head with strange force for a human jaw.)

Doise's head simply regrows. I can still feel pain, though!

OW!

(He cocks a brow)

Huh. Interesting.

(He subconsciously feels his forehead. The bullet wound that was once there has since been smoothed over)

You're a real fuckin' nutcase.

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Alright.

Doise then proceeded to put one right between Maurice's eyes.

(And yet, anomalously, he doesn't even do so much as flinch.)

(a large grin spreads across his face.)

the hell?!

What, aren't you... Used to seeing the dead come back? Or bodies surviving the impossible... I know what you are, alien. And I don't want you in our beautiful country.

Ohhh you're a walking dead, should've known that. So I guess we're at a standstill here, huh?

(His eyes widen)

What- no, I ain't one of them! Er- well, I am not exactly the most human. But! I'm more human than you'll ever be. (He presses a finger to your chest)

But not more human then I used to be! Doise's smile fades as he remembers the worse parts of his past.

Yeah I wasn't born a clone, pal. I was made into one. Get off your high horse 'n stop actin' like you've ever been one'a us.

(warning, i haven't really thought about this part of his lore, there's 2 choices and i may choose the other later on) Well, I used to be human... but then I encountered something...

So yer like me. That's real fuckin' unfortunate, I don't wanna be anything like you.

Ehhh...

Ehh? What else would it be?? Weird ass fuckin' clone'a yer brother that maims you 'n replaces yer gored parts...

Eldritch hivemind in the back of my mind, part of which lives inside me.

Tch. You really are alien scum. I don't see why I shouldn't just bite your head off right now.

Sorry, only Peddito can kill me.

Real solid excuse, man. Care if I try?

(he doesn't wait for a response. He grabs onto Doise's shoulders and bites down on his head with strange force for a human jaw.)

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Alright.

Doise then proceeded to put one right between Maurice's eyes.

(And yet, anomalously, he doesn't even do so much as flinch.)

(a large grin spreads across his face.)

the hell?!

What, aren't you... Used to seeing the dead come back? Or bodies surviving the impossible... I know what you are, alien. And I don't want you in our beautiful country.

Ohhh you're a walking dead, should've known that. So I guess we're at a standstill here, huh?

(His eyes widen)

What- no, I ain't one of them! Er- well, I am not exactly the most human. But! I'm more human than you'll ever be. (He presses a finger to your chest)

But not more human then I used to be! Doise's smile fades as he remembers the worse parts of his past.

Yeah I wasn't born a clone, pal. I was made into one. Get off your high horse 'n stop actin' like you've ever been one'a us.

(warning, i haven't really thought about this part of his lore, there's 2 choices and i may choose the other later on) Well, I used to be human... but then I encountered something...

So yer like me. That's real fuckin' unfortunate, I don't wanna be anything like you.

Ehhh...

Ehh? What else would it be?? Weird ass fuckin' clone'a yer brother that maims you 'n replaces yer gored parts...

Eldritch hivemind in the back of my mind, part of which lives inside me.

Tch. You really are alien scum. I don't see why I shouldn't just bite your head off right now.

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Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Alright.

Doise then proceeded to put one right between Maurice's eyes.

(And yet, anomalously, he doesn't even do so much as flinch.)

(a large grin spreads across his face.)

the hell?!

What, aren't you... Used to seeing the dead come back? Or bodies surviving the impossible... I know what you are, alien. And I don't want you in our beautiful country.

Ohhh you're a walking dead, should've known that. So I guess we're at a standstill here, huh?

(His eyes widen)

What- no, I ain't one of them! Er- well, I am not exactly the most human. But! I'm more human than you'll ever be. (He presses a finger to your chest)

But not more human then I used to be! Doise's smile fades as he remembers the worse parts of his past.

Yeah I wasn't born a clone, pal. I was made into one. Get off your high horse 'n stop actin' like you've ever been one'a us.

(warning, i haven't really thought about this part of his lore, there's 2 choices and i may choose the other later on) Well, I used to be human... but then I encountered something...

So yer like me. That's real fuckin' unfortunate, I don't wanna be anything like you.

Ehhh...

Ehh? What else would it be?? Weird ass fuckin' clone'a yer brother that maims you 'n replaces yer gored parts...

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Alright.

Doise then proceeded to put one right between Maurice's eyes.

(And yet, anomalously, he doesn't even do so much as flinch.)

(a large grin spreads across his face.)

the hell?!

What, aren't you... Used to seeing the dead come back? Or bodies surviving the impossible... I know what you are, alien. And I don't want you in our beautiful country.

Ohhh you're a walking dead, should've known that. So I guess we're at a standstill here, huh?

(His eyes widen)

What- no, I ain't one of them! Er- well, I am not exactly the most human. But! I'm more human than you'll ever be. (He presses a finger to your chest)

But not more human then I used to be! Doise's smile fades as he remembers the worse parts of his past.

Yeah I wasn't born a clone, pal. I was made into one. Get off your high horse 'n stop actin' like you've ever been one'a us.

(warning, i haven't really thought about this part of his lore, there's 2 choices and i may choose the other later on) Well, I used to be human... but then I encountered something...

So yer like me. That's real fuckin' unfortunate, I don't wanna be anything like you.

#// he's going specifically based off of the lore of another Doise he's interacted with #// my Doise was a gremlin that turned into a half clone

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Alright.

Doise then proceeded to put one right between Maurice's eyes.

(And yet, anomalously, he doesn't even do so much as flinch.)

(a large grin spreads across his face.)

the hell?!

What, aren't you... Used to seeing the dead come back? Or bodies surviving the impossible... I know what you are, alien. And I don't want you in our beautiful country.

Ohhh you're a walking dead, should've known that. So I guess we're at a standstill here, huh?

(His eyes widen)

What- no, I ain't one of them! Er- well, I am not exactly the most human. But! I'm more human than you'll ever be. (He presses a finger to your chest)

But not more human then I used to be! Doise's smile fades as he remembers the worse parts of his past.

Yeah I wasn't born a clone, pal. I was made into one. Get off your high horse 'n stop actin' like you've ever been one'a us.

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Alright.

Doise then proceeded to put one right between Maurice's eyes.

(And yet, anomalously, he doesn't even do so much as flinch.)

(a large grin spreads across his face.)

the hell?!

What, aren't you... Used to seeing the dead come back? Or bodies surviving the impossible... I know what you are, alien. And I don't want you in our beautiful country.

Ohhh you're a walking dead, should've known that. So I guess we're at a standstill here, huh?

(His eyes widen)

What- no, I ain't one of them! Er- well, I am not exactly the most human. But! I'm more human than you'll ever be. (He presses a finger to your chest)

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Alright.

Doise then proceeded to put one right between Maurice's eyes.

(And yet, anomalously, he doesn't even do so much as flinch.)

(a large grin spreads across his face.)

the hell?!

What, aren't you... Used to seeing the dead come back? Or bodies surviving the impossible... I know what you are, alien. And I don't want you in our beautiful country.

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Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Alright.

Doise then proceeded to put one right between Maurice's eyes.

(And yet, anomalously, he doesn't even do so much as flinch.)

(a large grin spreads across his face.)

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

I'll make sure you don't next time.

Fat chance! Try me. Shoot me right now.

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

You do know that's gonna get you shot one day, right?

Been shot. But I lived. Don't care.

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

That sounds racist.

Cause it is, dumbass.

#// full disclaimer I do not support any of his actions

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

To annoy you and waste your time.

(he rolls his eyes.)

Always you people.

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Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

Hello there.

Whhhy are you here? I'm busy.

#// good to note

Jul 7

Doag.

Hi, Doise.

#maurice answers #// asking beforehand: are you a mauridoise shipper

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