Maurice.mal

Yes! I do. Thanks for recognising my aliveness, anon.

Of course, anon! Anytime. 

Then a resounding yes, anon!

Excusez-moi?

Hmm--does it have choc in it?

Not much, my dude.

It’s indeed wonderful–and strange. Oof.

Never interrupt a kid playing Minecraft. It’s a rule. Well–it’s my rule!

Well, of course he does. His looks could kill.

What’s that? I’m canonically shipped with my boyf? 

Personally, anon (and not to make a sponsored post, but—) I love Heston from Waitrose’s Macaroni & Cauliflower Cheese with Truffle. As Ralph would say, it’s simply “lux”.

I REFUSE to believe that, anon. You must be bloody mad or something.

Thanks, Jack. And here, you can have some extra red mushrooms. 

Perfectly—how else? Sure, he stole all my rubber ducks. But what else is new?