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Thank you Oscar for trying to defy Disney

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Yes.

It is no longer legal.

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but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

valtsv

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

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i wanna thénk my määäāāam,,, and my daaæd

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Some of the subtle clues that Aziraphale and Crowley switched bodies

Bonus - not so subtle anymore, where ‘Crowley’ is sitting prim and proper and 'Aziraphale’ kind of lying on the bench

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Xemnas: Is that a… hickey?

Saix: What? No, it’s a mosquito bite.

Axel, greeting everyone as he walks in: Hey guys.

Xemnas: Hey mosquito.

isacchili

[Not so spoiler spoilers for KH3 Secret Reports] Isa and Lea as Ansem’s apprentices feat. Ienzo. I’d imagine they’d try to sneak into the cell block after curfew to talk to the unknown girl. Who would’ve think they would have to live together with the same people for like 10 years lol.

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Reblog if you’re a kind and friendly mun who likes to write violent and disturbing stuff...

Let’s see how many of us there are!

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It’s only a matter of time until someone uses a drone to kidnap a child

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High quality addition to this post

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These are hilarious! NGL major preference for adults here. Other adult bonuses:

Don’t need naps

Can go on hikes for longer

Can be left alone for longer

Less fragile

Teeth don’t randomly fall out

Majority of teenage hormonal bullshit is over

Surprise fear periods done with

No more growing in size or coat

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I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

anemiaman

i beg of you stop giving this notes

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Man 1500 years ago: Let me sleep with this woman or I will die.

The rabbis:

(Link to tweet here)

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Same energy

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess

forgot the phrase ‘get knotted’ is an older gen’s version of ‘bugger off/get stuffed/get arse-over-tit drunk’

so when a co-worker said “just tell ‘em to get knotted” today, my soul ascended my mortal form and launched itself towards the moon for about 0.03 seconds

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