MIDNIGHT REVIEWS

I have defied the Gods - by writing a blog!

Twelve Olympian Gods, twelve Christopher Nolan movies. Which movie is which God?

Predator: Killer of Killers has a neat premise on paper, but this anthology outstays its welcome with a repetitive formula.

Materialists shares all the good and bad of its main characters, attempting to serve up complex characters in a rare mid-budget adult drama with actual marketing.

If you go online, you can find that this movie is about everything, apparently.

But I've got the only review you need! (citation needed)

Haven't written a review in a wheel. In a whale. In a while. Sheesh. This writing thing's hard.

Vanishing World by Sayaka Murata, reviewed by yours truly.

New episode of the Chatting Pitch podcast with Leslie Wai.

We have reviews of Mission: Impossible and Lilo & Stitch, as well as a bunch of stupid stuff about Disneyland.

Also available on Spotify.

Check out the latest episode of the podcast some people listen to!

We've reached the end of our Oscars run. This time, we review the show itself before talking some horror comedies and our own insane idea for a social media site. Enjoy!

My review of the mixed Heart Eyes, a movie that is most engaging when it's reaching for laughs and least when it's playing its horror straight.

Chatting Pitch, where Leslie Wai and I review movies and pitch ideas at each other's faces, has a new episode featuring two mystery movies out recently.

Then, we slam them together in a collidor and hope the results aren't too messy. Enjoy!

New episode of Chatting Pitch out tomorrow, where we discuss two movies before suggesting how we can combine them to make the worst movie of all time.

My review of Back in Action, Cameron Diaz and Jamie Foxx gracing their presence on a film that really doesn't deserve them.

Jesse Eisenberg's A Real Pain is in cinemas. It's wonderfully understated and wholly engaging.

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Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl is a return for Britain's dynamic duo; a wonderful, charming, hilarious story.

In so many ways over the life of these two characters, Aardman manage to achieve the seemingly impossible. They do again here.

Chatting Pitch is back with another episode, this time a bumper special: three reviews!

We take a look at the recent releases from the last couple of weeks. We've got your vampires, we've got your Die Hards, we've got your monkey men (really, everything you could ever need).

After listening to the reviews, enjoy our pitch as we combine all three movies to create a story that definitely probably might work. Enjoy!

Here's something really stupid I wrote: It's the Alien movies, but compared to Gü desserts.

Why? I don't really know, and I have an appointment with a doctor soon.

I struggle with musicals. I hate musical biopics. I despise The Greatest Showman. And yet I can't help but adore Better Man, telling the life story of one of the world's biggest music stars.

Read my review, where I repeat what I just said, but longer.

A little late, but here are my much-considered thoughts* on Carry-On, a movie featuring Taron Egerton being given the run-around by a cool, clinical Jason Bateman.

*post-Christmas carb-induced tiredness