makes me a dumb human

Yes. I’m planning to cut your air circulation by giving you a power hug but my hands are full.

I'm not ready to die so stay over there.

After she went out of the art supplies store, Avery slowed down her pace and squinted at the person with a familiar face, hoping that it was really the person she knew back then.

Avery? You're not here to kill me, right?

Sure, whatever. I’m going to be right.  Some can be really bad. So bad that you might end up in the hospital.

We'll see in thirty years, won't we? What? I think that's a bit extreme.

You call it negativism, I call it realism. We’ll see who’s right in thirty years.  And some types of candy are bad for you especially in large amounts.

I'll be sure to call you up in thirty years so we can see. Yeah...I think that's what I just said. Right? Some aren't too bad though. Like, I think I'll be okay.

In your late fifties and married you’ll either have an aneurysm or a beer belly—you’ll probably have both.  There are different types of candy and I can assure you it can be really bad for you.

Ouch. I have a much more positive outlook on my future. I think only some are bad for you. And only in large amounts. Otherwise it's fine, I think.

Maybe you’ll get a candy belly, like a beer belly but caused by candy. That will reduce your chances of getting laid. But I guess that will also reduce your chances of knocking someone up.  You get confused very easily, don’t you? Too much candy is bad for you.

I know I'm kinda lazy but I think I move around enough to burn off a couple chocolate bars. Besides, I haven't gotten a candy belly yet so I like to think I'm safe until I'm already in my late fifties and married. Candy's not that bad for you. Especially compared to other things.

Not really.  It’s like even during normal sex. Condom breaks and nine months later you have a child.  You think you have it all under control but then… you really have a lot to worry about.

I don't think me eating too much candy is going to result in pregnancy. Worst case I'll get a cavity...now I'm confused.

Girls also brush and floss after swallowing and they can still get an STD.  Maybe you do have something to worry about.

Oh, uh. I think it might be just a bit different.

It’s probably your dentist’s favorite time of the year too.

I brush and floss after Halloween, I've got nothing to worry about.