Matt Braunger

New AFAD up now.

Atlanta, you are a fantastic place. In fact, you remind me of Portland, with your lush forests and many, many strip clubs. But you have far, far more black people. So...... better Portland? Southern Portland? Ah, I need to stop thinking about Portland and comparing places to Portland. Back to you, Atlanta. I’m doing six shows at Laughing Skull Lounge in Midtown April 19-21 and I seriously can’t wait. My wife is coming too, so enjoy the times she’s in the audience rolling her eyes and audibly saying “It didn’t happen like that.” TIX IN BIO! 

San Francisco! I’ll be at Cobb’s all weekend April 13-15 at 7:30. Here’s me in my backyard talking about how excited I am and how well I know your fair town. Tickets in bio. 

#happysiblingsday to my weirdo disco-loving twin Ronnie.

Proud of my buddy for writing a book about a profound tragedy in his life, and using it to help people. @caytonholland is one of the funniest & smartest dudes I know. You should grab this.

Repost from @jimhickox. Jim took a pic of me & birthday boy @ericfuckingandre while I was getting my phone in camera mode. It looks like I’m about to get attacked by the human embodiment of the word “Party.” Because, you know, I am.

Monsters. Happy birthday, @ericfuckingandre. I love you a ton. (at Los Angeles, California)

Chicago.

Dad’s back from the hospital! (at Los Angeles, California)

Happy place. (at All Time)

About to take a stroll. That’s ‘Mister’ Degenerate to you.

Left to right: Foole, Prince, Queen. (at Los Angeles, California)

These just came in the mail. Just in time for the weekend. (at Los Angeles, California)

It’s so true. Thanks, @pizzanachos69

Everywhere I go on the road I grab a bag of local roast to make cold brew out of back home. Raleigh, yours is one of the best. Delish as F. Good work, @42andlawrence.

Hey, look. This picture was taken back in 2013. You know, when it was still cool to be a Republican. Haha, fuck that. But come on, it does look like a guy who either A) wants to talk to you sincerely about how Alt-Right stuff and/or wants to explain red pill/blue pill, or B) A guy giving a seminar on how the Bible can help you make money. Every club uses this picture. Hell, it’s a good picture! Robyn Von Swank took it! It just gives me a weird chill, had to share. Anyway, I’m playing three shows this year in San Francisco, and I’d like you to come. April 13-15. I promise there will be no Alt-Right-ism, despite the picture. Just stories of getting married late, lack of weed tolerance, the best bus ride of my life involving a drunk man high on white privilege, and MUCH more! Tix above. Love you, SF. 

See you in two weeks, San Francisco. Here’s me with a perfectly done drawing of me an insane man did in Fisherman’s Wharf. Or as @alex.koll & I call it, Fisheringman’s Wharf. Tix in bio. Tell all your friends. (at Cobb's Comedy Club)