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sometimes i realize the only difference between a coma and how i spend my time is that i can flip myself

#sleep #napping #i just want to sleep #sleepy #too eepy #coma #rotisserie chicken #flipping #it’s fine #just sleepy

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I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

When people make those “I think about this once a day” how? How? How the fuck does anybody remember enough to think about the same thing every day?

#what #how #i can barely remember my own name most days #nothing is ingrained in my brain enough for me to think about it everyday #your brains retain information #and you just remember that shit?

Hot & spicy pringles are neither hot nor spicy but they are delicious

I have a question about the hotdog party!!

At what point does the food become sentient?

Because if a bag of flour is sentient but to it the hotdog buns is also sentient...

So at what point did the buns become sentient? Were the ingredients sentient in the process, and does that mean the buns was already traumatized by the process of becoming buns?

Or is it the packaging that makes the food sentient? And the buns have therefore not lived through the process of going in the oven to become bread?

Same question for the sausages considering they started out as an actual live animal...

#hotdog party #hotdog #movie #sentient food #food #living food #help #question #how the hell was the bread surprised when they arrived at the kitchen if they had already lived through becoming bread

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I love the breaks in my zoom classes...

Gives me 10 minutes of guilt free napping in between my guilt ridden naps

I Can Think of other things that could receive that name...

Like a child perhaps

#jesusnut #Jesus could also be called it #jesus’ nut #nut boy #aren’t we all Jesus nut if we are all children of Jesus

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franksroom

Do these just show up out of nowhere because I’ve never seen them come out of a package

nostopdasgay

i think they just spawn at the bottom of ever grandmother’s purse

mathilaerke66

I once found them in a dollar tree in Illinois

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mathilaerke66

Thank you 😍

chaoticmoronn

HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE

HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION

HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS

mathilaerke66

Yeah guys it’s remy’s monster...... I mean ratatouille....

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girl-debord

sorry, liberals, there’s only 0 genders

bwitiye

theres one gender and we have to share

dykebarry-archive

mom says it’s my turn on the gender

mathilaerke66

But if mom is mom isn’t she using the gender?

showerthoughts-lol

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

cillart

Gotta make sure they work

mathilaerke66

Am i the only one who thought that the first person was smacking two pairs of panties together?

peteyotterloop

The book has all these little asides with a picture of Jon looking smug and I find this one especially ominous for some reason.

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Anybody ever Think that what looks like his smug mouth is his nose and the little dot underneath is his mouth, and he just looks completely done? Or is that just me?

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mathilaerke66

What if one day Sam and Dean had a day of and Sam decided to get new furniture for the bunker! So he drags Dean to Ikea!

#supernatural #ikea #winchester brothers #dean winchester #sam winchester

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When i was smaller, because i lived in a small town, i always thought that getting food delivered was something that you could only do in the US. or in movies!

#why #delivery #food #stupid