For Every Heart, a Knife.

@apoapsiis @qblester neither of you cunts told me you liked dwarf fortress

Why wouldn't they. Apart from digging building effective fortifications is about all that dwarfs are good for.

fucking his wound. sorry i mean im fucking his wound. sorry i mean that im fucking his wound. i mean sorry im trying to fuck his wound. i mean fucking his wound i mean im fucking his wound i mean im in his wound fucking it i mean

@goryh0le c'mere I need to give you a headache for the one you're giving me

Shoot the adult the gunpowder will spoil the child's delicate flavor.

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

get creatured idiot

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

It was real anthrax as well I simply modified it to spontaneously apoptose before it could kill him.

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no Xiel who is Like an evil vampire In the sewers or whatever Like gave me anthrax But fake anthrax But i did think i Would die. i feel Mostly better now.

It was funny and an important lesson for you.

What was the Lesson???

Do not post your full address on the internet.

no Xiel who is Like an evil vampire In the sewers or whatever Like gave me anthrax But fake anthrax But i did think i Would die. i feel Mostly better now.

It was funny and an important lesson for you.

xiel What the fuck was that. Why do i Feel fine now. Did you put cancer In me do i Have a biological Time bomb like In me. i Know your online right Now i Owe like or About 10k for Cleaning fees are you Going to give me this Like cash Or what.

No.

you Dont even need money Why cant you Just pay the cleaning fee Thats like i Should be killing you All i want is the cleaning Like so i dont get Evicted or you Will or yeah Just want me homeless.

If I do not need money which is true why would you think I have ten thousand dollars to give you.

xiel What the fuck was that. Why do i Feel fine now. Did you put cancer In me do i Have a biological Time bomb like In me. i Know your online right Now i Owe like or About 10k for Cleaning fees are you Going to give me this Like cash Or what.

No.

I remember my childhood fondly. My mother used to always say "Come meet me In the dark where there's no sound and just bugs so i can disembowel you". And then we'd both laugh and laugh

That will not happen I just want to open you up and look inside.

What happens afterwards?i don’t get any weird implants or urges do i??i’m not sure my uhh-patron, will approve.

I do not think you would make a good base for modification so no.

That will not happen I just want to open you up and look inside.

It is a surprise.

Date 20/7/2024, status alive, What're you lot up to? Headcount.

Still one but I could change that if I wanted to.

Huh..? Like what, plannin on glueing on an extra head?

Growing one but I am not planning on it.

Ah, a flesh arts n crafts one, ey? Apologies, stranger, don't recall if we've met.

Presumably but you humans all blend together after a while.