Pet Peeves?

 I still don't like you.

Can’t you tell?  

Oh, I’m going to do so much more than ruin her fucking life. I’m going to make that cunt wish she’d never been born. I am going to wreck that bitch! Oh Merlin! I’m so fucking stupid! I believed every fucking word! You’ll get your first years, Peeves. But I have to have a little talk with my darling fiance first.

Brilliant! I love a good first year. Oh! Tell that little shit I said hi. Both of them!

Oh come on. If you’re going to make up a fucking lie at least do better than that. I-I don’t believe you!

You wanted me to make her cry? Watching you ruin her life is the perfect way to do that. Besides. Why would I lie about it? It's too perfect!

Basically, it looks as though your little Hufflepuff is like a submissive slave to his every will. He touches her, he kisses her, he teases her…. He makes her basically do whatever he wants. Where are my first years? I was a good little spy.

And might I mention... You're looking particularly un-incestuous today.

Congratulations Peeves you have eyes…

Way I see it, you should be happier than a Hufflepuff.

-creeps quietly in the other direction-