Everyone's favorite Jew

One of these days ill offer her a ride somewhere and test that idea. She prefer the front seat or back?

Joey you better really hope that day never comes because I will make your life a living hell if you so as much attempt to do anything to or with her.

Careful with tossing around all those fucks Gulak, your girlfriend might cum all over dash in her excitement.

She’s not easily excited or easy in general like your girlfriend man, sorry to burst your delusional bubble.

;-; no dont.

I won’t, yet.

I will fucking kill him.

How was encouraging fun not nice and respectful? It’s how you know I love you, brother Drew.

As they say then, love hurts. Perhaps it’d be best without your nice jester then.

But what if I wanna? Huh? Chu gonna do?

Well typically ignoring you works every now and then.

Have I what, hmmm?

Nothing, don’t you worry about it.

Drew David pls

...Have you... Okay, lets just continue having a good day.

I mean, I wouldn’t say no.

Don’t even Alexis.

Happy birthday, drewsef. Try to have a beer or twelve and loosen up and maybe fuck Alexis on the hood of the car or something. You know. Fun.

You couldn’t just spare me a normal, respectful, nice birthday wish could you?

Does a closed car door count?

No.

As long as we’re behind closed doors.

I knooow, it’s almost done but just know when I see you I’m gonna tackle you and you just gotta accept it.

If you didn’t, I’d be a bit upset. So I’m going to allow it this time only because snatching you up in my arms in the process will be the best feeling in the world.

Come back soon please.

Don’t worry, it’ll be soon or even sooner than you think. Try not to let it stay on your mind too much or time will seemingly slow down.

I miss my boyfriend.

Miss you too.