This is why YOU 🫵 should choose Dohko as your adoptive parent
Scared to watch your parents wither away in front of your eyes and that YOU 🫵 will outlive them? Not to worry! Dohko will outlive YOU 🫵! At 261yo (and could have still be going if not for the incident), he will see YOU 🫵, your children, your children's children, your children's children's children, and much more people die before his eyes!
He is introduced in the show by making his adopted daughter (I'll come back to that) tell his student that he's on death's door, and when confronted, said it was a joke and blamed his student for getting worried. If that's not the funniest thing YOU 🫵 ever heard for a 261yo that looks like a dehydrated raisin, what is?
-Already has beautiful children
YOU 🫵 want to be an older sibling? Not to worry! He comes pre-packaged with two pretty and extremely polite children that YOU 🫵 WILL get attached to immediately. YOU 🫵 can meet his perfect adopted daughter and student that he raised to be extremely polite today if YOU 🫵 make the right choice!
(WARNING: Student come with the risk of rising blood pressure with how often he dies, but YOU 🫵 will get used to it because like his daddy, he simply refuses to die and will outlive YOU 🫵 in the end)
YOU 🫵 want to witness a doomed love between two men that fought a war together and are now forced to fight against each other due to the sick and inevitable nature of gods, all to end in tears and the promise to see each other again in another life time? WELL LUCKY FOR YOU 🫵, Dohko and his husband got that covered too!
-Good parenting no matter the age
Even without the wisdom of two (2) hundred years, YOU 🫵 will get a good dad! He raised the product of his teen pregnancy so well, that boy became the savior of the world against a god! So rest assured that no matter which versions of him YOU 🫵 will get (which there's a lot), YOU 🫵 will receive top tier parenting (and training if so is your wishes)!
The Libra cloth, which he possesses, is made of 12 weapons that are so powerful, they can destroy the foundation of a god's underwater base (canon)! If YOU 🫵 are nice enough and in real need, he will surely let YOU 🫵 used one of his trusty nunchuck, or even sword, to swing at one of the shield to calm down the rage he saw within YOU 🫵! It also mean YOU 🫵 don't have to worry about your safety, because daddy stay strapped and will send YOU 🫵 one of those if he senses YOU 🫵 are in danger. And isn't that neat?
So vote Libra Dohko to be your adoptive dad TODAY
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