I'll Be Back

It's always nice when the trash takes itself out - and when it fails in its own bargains and I'm under no obligation to uphold my end of the bargain. Demonic possession does break the contract I'm afraid; keeping your kind away from the Witchers does indeed include yourself.

Goats are notoriously short sighted.

Now I only have one demonically-posessed Witcher to contend with. How interesting.

And come, angriest of Wolves, are you upset at being deceived? Or that once again, your choices were taken from you? You were such good company on our journey, I'd hate to end on a bloody note.

Yes, yes, the bard is half-fae, how predictable. But you'll thank me when I undo what they did to you. I always did like experiments, especially if they added to my collection.

Give me the Blade, and I will give Valdo back his soul. Return what the Fae stole from him. Then I shan't darken your doorstep further.

A simple proposition, yes? I get what I want, you get your... friend back, and everyone goes home happy.

I... don't want to be anyone's prisoner.

@madkiyan666 or whatever you call yourself,

@mastermirror269 I am done with these games. Let's see if you feel clever when I banish you from this plane.

What are you? What have you done?

You can never be rid of me! I'll be in your dreams! Always in the back of your thoughts!

And you, fairy child - I'll be back for you. Never forget that. I will always -

It's always nice when the trash takes itself out - and when it fails in its own bargains and I'm under no obligation to uphold my end of the bargain. Demonic possession does break the contract I'm afraid; keeping your kind away from the Witchers does indeed include yourself.

Goats are notoriously short sighted.

Now I only have one demonically-posessed Witcher to contend with. How interesting.

And come, angriest of Wolves, are you upset at being deceived? Or that once again, your choices were taken from you? You were such good company on our journey, I'd hate to end on a bloody note.

Yes, yes, the bard is half-fae, how predictable. But you'll thank me when I undo what they did to you. I always did like experiments, especially if they added to my collection.

Give me the Blade, and I will give Valdo back his soul. Return what the Fae stole from him. Then I shan't darken your doorstep further.

A simple proposition, yes? I get what I want, you get your... friend back, and everyone goes home happy.

You make deals, and think yourselves above the consequences, think you can outsmart me where so many have failed before.

How many years have I waited to bring this all together? How long have I planned? There are some things even I am forbidden to touch and yet this lumbering oaf manages to pluck it from the grasp of the very beings that taunt him. Tell me @arnaghad-of-gemmera , do they still whisper in your head? The Fae were always fickle, but then you had to befriend their kin and - ah, but I get ahead of myself.

You were always addled, but this just takes the cake.

And now, you have a mad Cat with you. One who has very much lost control of his inner demon - not a metaphor at all, I'm afraid. Tell me, how does it feel to be stuck in mortal bones @madkiyan666 ? Or however I should address you now.

Oh look, the final piece is here. @thevaldomarx2269 so good to see you. Now: for the question.

Stay away from my people. What have you done to Kiyan?

Where were you when your protégé was out hunting?

You make deals, and think yourselves above the consequences, think you can outsmart me where so many have failed before.

How many years have I waited to bring this all together? How long have I planned? There are some things even I am forbidden to touch and yet this lumbering oaf manages to pluck it from the grasp of the very beings that taunt him. Tell me @arnaghad-of-gemmera , do they still whisper in your head? The Fae were always fickle, but then you had to befriend their kin and - ah, but I get ahead of myself.

You were always addled, but this just takes the cake.

And now, you have a mad Cat with you. One who has very much lost control of his inner demon - not a metaphor at all, I'm afraid. Tell me, how does it feel to be stuck in mortal bones @madkiyan666 ? Or however I should address you now.

Oh look, the final piece is here. @thevaldomarx2269 so good to see you. Now: for the question.

Oh wait! Is this like wishing on a djinn?

Alright, for my first wish, I desire a violin that never goes out of tune, and never decays or breaks, made of the finest Elven craftsmanship.

Secondly - I desire the restoration of my cottage that unfortunately got burned done when someone tried to kidnap me.

An instrument of endless music, the restoration of your house, and freedom from the Fae.

Well, well, well

Are all the pieces here?

@letho-of-gulet I'm mildly disappointed in your unwillingness to follow the spirit of the agreement, but you've stumbled into the letter of it, and I'm feeling generous.

You may choose one of your lovers to live.

I'm nothing if not fair.

Now. @arnaghad-of-gemmera , give me the Blade and I may yet let you leave here in one piece.

give us the bard, or we will

DIE

Well, well, well

Are all the pieces here?

@letho-of-gulet I'm mildly disappointed in your unwillingness to follow the spirit of the agreement, but you've stumbled into the letter of it, and I'm feeling generous.

You may choose one of your lovers to live.

I'm nothing if not fair.

Now. @arnaghad-of-gemmera , give me the Blade and I may yet let you leave here in one piece.

Well, well, well

Are all the pieces here?

@letho-of-gulet I'm mildly disappointed in your unwillingness to follow the spirit of the agreement, but you've stumbled into the letter of it, and I'm feeling generous.

You may choose one of your lovers to live.

I'm nothing if not fair.

Now. @arnaghad-of-gemmera , give me the Blade and I may yet let you leave here in one piece.

A taste of my own medicine would imply you know anything of my plan. Tell me, killer of kings, are you even aware of what you've brought me?

Well, well, well

Are all the pieces here?

@letho-of-gulet I'm mildly disappointed in your unwillingness to follow the spirit of the agreement, but you've stumbled into the letter of it, and I'm feeling generous.

You may choose one of your lovers to live.

I'm nothing if not fair.

Now. @arnaghad-of-gemmera , give me the Blade and I may yet let you leave here in one piece.

give us the bard, or we will