Master Jay

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

We talk about this website's hate mail game, but the "yes, and..." game is pretty solid, too.

having sex with a guy who says “oh boy! this is a real treat!” when you get undressed

Joining the war on fetish and kink on the side of the fetish and kink

im ordering all of you to be horny immediately

ok *blows really hard on my thumb and my bonner get huge* what now