One Nice Bug Per Day
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Product Placement
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
we're not kids anymore.
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todays bird
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JBB: An Artblog!
Love Begins
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
oozey mess
izzy's playlists!
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@masterhorribleadorable
“To charge into battle, with neither shield nor mount, against terrible odds—to know the odds, and charge anyway—”
The Everlasting - Alix E. Harrow
‘Cause here’s the thing
To know how it ends
And still begin to sing it again
As if it might turn out this time
Road To Hell (Reprise) - Hadestown
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Happy Pride
when it comes to the
dangers of the luring flame
no-one knows better
TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
getting ready with the girrrlllss
part 1
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How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
you can’t fucking do this to me
Achievement Unlocked:
A Noble Sacrifice
Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.
God forbid women do anything
Can’t believe you left this in the tags @thewitchywinnie
google help me
the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny
random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"
this too is a kingism
one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:
i'm starting a collection
Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire
It is, quite literally, the cocaine, and King himself has said that openly
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There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.
i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*
oh no the very thing you spent your entire life trying to stop was always prophesied to come to pass? and instead of stopping it you were a cog in a wheel fated to continuously turn over? how ever will you cope???
no flirting I just stare at you like I’m awake during surgery
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remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason
wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome
get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
Y'all, it gets better. She found out.
We interviewed her, obviously.
update:
Such a developing story.
I love this story
This was a wild ride from start to finish
I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website
Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.
