Master chief (master)bates too much

I love your father

Don't worry Snom :)

boat captain who fishes for human skin

Dr. Heroin

Cargo pants

I have a hot date with a beautiful gas leak seeping up from the basement ina few minutes, just gotta light some candles to set the mood !

Remember to close the door when things start heating up

no

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.

And then there's the fucker who points out mistakes in the CinemaSins videos, he goes by CinemaSinsSins.

When i delete a post it goes back inside me

why do people like boobs anyways??

@damicantcope relevant

You can’t spell silly without ill, and baby? I’m diseased.

Sibabylly

I can just lie now and force tumblr to sponsor me

Poggers?

Definitely poggers

[image description: a gif of yoda walking around his house]

everyone told me not to stroll on the beach

said seagulls gonna cum

When my uncle was younger his hobby was going to car dealerships to negotiate prices on the cars. He never actually bought any, he would just argue with the salesmen about prices then leave

I wanna meet ypur uncle

😶

TONIGHT

TONIGHT

Tonight!!!

TONIGHT

T O N I G H T !

!!!TONIGHT!!!