I don’t.

That's what I thought.

Why do you say that? He’s your slave, so it’s only logical you wouldn’t do it to him. Although I’m pretty sure the Master Handbook says to care about no slave at all.

Yes but you're my friend. Or something like that. And I never took you as someone who cared about what the Master Handbook says.

I, um, I guess I wish I could have done something special for you, Sir, but it’s not my place to be upset about it.

Like what? I spent the day with you, which is what I wanted.

How am I underestimating myself?

Because you think I don't care about you when you say I'd do it to you but not to Nick.

Okay. So tomorrow Puckerman and I are going to go hunting in the forest, then probably lunch. Come with and we’ll brainstorm cool plans over lunch, yea?

Hunting? Damn. Is there anything worth hunting for here? But yeah, that sounds like a plan.

I like monkeys, and I like butts. And yet monkey butts are kinda gross.

Well, yeah, but I bet monkeys like them. They probably don't like human butts though, so we get to keep them for ourselves.

Even though you’d do that to me, you wouldn’t do it to him.

You always underestimate yourself. I could perhaps do it if I thought it was better in the long run.

You don’t mean that.

Try me.

I’ll bring up whatever I want. You can control what Nick says all you want, but don’t try it with me.

Well, how's this. Bring it up again and I'll make sure Nick won't get a chance to talk to you anymore.

I'm not big on sailing but I do like monkeys and butts.

And what if he brings it up?

I don't know. Just... don't bring it up yourself.

I wish I was a pirate!

What makes you wish that?