Harry Potter + Cards Against Humanity

blake kathryn
One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON
wallacepolsom
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Three Goblin Art
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Andulka
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes

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AnasAbdin

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins

Janaina Medeiros
Mike Driver

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Harry Potter + Cards Against Humanity

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Memory / is another name for ghosts and their awful hunger.
Eugene Gloria, from “Apple,” My Favorite Warlord (via lifeinpoetry)
🔎 MURDER MYSTERY SENTENCE STARTERS !
( FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .
❝ we can’t go to the cops with all this information. ❞
❝ if we go to the cops they’re going to think we had something to do with it. ❞
❝ this is a lot of information, we can’t just hide it from the cops. people are dying. ❞
❝ ahh, it’s just you… and, your infamous murder board. ❞
❝ i wish had a single clue as to what you do over there at that murder board. ❞
❝ so what did you find? any new leads? ❞
❝ it’s a long shot but i think i might have found something. ❞
❝ so, you think this is the person doing all these killings? ❞
❝ look, i just have a bad feeling about this person to not look into it, at least. ❞
❝ well, so far you’ve been right, so let’s hear what you’ve got. ❞
❝ the only thing we’re missing now is a motive. ❞
❝ what’s wrong with you? you can’t go around accusing innocent people! ❞
❝ okay, say i’m wrong, but i know i’m right about this. ❞
❝ you did all that and came up with nothing at all? ❞
❝ i don’t think we’re ever going to track this killer down. ❞
❝ this person, or thing even, whatever, is really good at what they do. ❞
❝ we’re breaking laws to track this killer down now? ❞
❝ i’m just saying, go back through the file and look closer. ❞
❝ maybe we were right all along but overlooked something. something small. ❞
❝ okay, so we meet back here at night and find what’s in that cabinet. ❞
❝ we’re in too deep to give up now. we’re close, i can feel it. ❞
❝ let’s split up, meet back here in ten. ❞
❝ how come every time something goes down, you arrive late? ❞
❝ okay, so this is the killer, now how do we catch them? ❞
❝ not exactly what we’re expecting to find but we definitely need to call the cops. ❞
❝ we can’t do this all on our own anymore, we have to go to the police. ❞
❝ i think we may have just found the killer’s next target. ❞
❝ there’s a place i found out about, i think we should check it out. ❞
❝ the only surviving victim is hospitalized and unable to actually speak about it. ❞
❝ all we keep coming up with our dead ends, maybe we should just give up. ❞
❝ you think that i’m the one doing all these killings? ❞
❝ tell me again why you think this killer is after me of all people? ❞
❝ if we don’t do something now, more bodies are just going to keep piling up. ❞
❝ so, we’ve narrowed it down to these two people now. ❞
❝ look, i get your concerned and scared, i am too, but let the police handle it. ❞
❝ if we can hack into the system, we can find out everyone who got this text. ❞
❝ no, no. i think this killer is someone close to us, maybe closer than we think. ❞
❝ i don’t know if i can continue doing this. ❞
❝ we need to get everyone together and come up with a plan. ❞
❝ if this plan doesn’t work, we go straight into plan b. ❞
❝ i think we should really start making a plan c, maybe even plan d. ❞
❝ this plan officially sucks and is getting us nowhere. we’re sitting ducks. ❞
❝ i think i might have found a pattern within these killings. ❞
❝ all the killings happened in the place, around the same time. ❞
❝ wow, you all are almost better than the cops. ❞
❝ it’s like a jigsaw puzzle, there’s too many missing pieces. ❞
❝ my suspicion is usually always right, even more so than my gut. ❞
❝ we’re doing this tonight and if we’re lucky, we’ll catch the killer. finally. ❞
[…] sometimes hopelessness is a lie / feeding your sparrows to the dusk.
Wendy Xu, from “YOU ARE NOT WHO THEY WANTED YOU TO BE”, The Hero Poems (via medeae)
*: ・゚✧ interrogation starters.
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.
CALM / QUESTIONING.
“ tell me, what happened?”
“ did you see anything?”
“ what do you remember?”
“ do you remember anything unusual?”
“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”
“ every detail is important.”
“ and what happened next?”
“ and what did you do when all this took place?”
“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”
“ where were you around __ am/pm?”
“ can anyone verify that?”
“ was someone with you?”
“ and you had nothing to do with it?”
“ and you weren’t involved?”
“ did you see it happen?”
“ did you see who did it?”
“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”
CARING / UNDERSTANDING.
“ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”
“ did someone hurt you?”
“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”
“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”
“ we can take a break, if you want.”
“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”
“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”
SUSPICIOUS.
“ there is something you’re not telling me.”
“ i think you’re lying.”
“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”
“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”
“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”
“ what aren’t you telling me?”
“ who are you trying to protect?”
“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”
“ they must’ve told you more than that.”
“ you have to have seen more than that.”
“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”
“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”
“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”
DEMANDING.
“ i need you to tell me the truth.”
“ i need you to tell me what happened.”
“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”
“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”
“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”
MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.
“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”
“ i’m listening…”
“ you’re coming with me.”
“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”
“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”
“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”
“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”
“ okay. we have a deal.”
“ sorry. no deal.”

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for beatrice — a series of unfortunate events season ii
This cat is comfortable.
I took a different route home from work yesterday and everything felt slightly strange
Driving through rural New England after midnight in a snowstorm
November 2018
Credence Barebone in Fantastic Beasts: the Crimes of Grindelwald

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I’m going into see a movie soon since our power is still out so here’s a starter call???? For when it’s back?????
Alecto: is made the muggle studies professor
Charity: I didn’t die for this
Voldemort: that’s— that’s literally exactly what you died for
@hogwartshousesnet | july event | favourite class
-“What are you doing Muggle Studies for? You’re Muggle-born! Your mum and dad are Muggles! You already know all about Muggles!“
-"But it’ll be fascinating to study them from the wizarding point of view.”
I’m going into see a movie soon since our power is still out so here’s a starter call???? For when it’s back?????

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Thank you, thank you, for Harry’s birthday present! It was his favourite by far. One year old and already zooming along on a toy broomstick, he looked so pleased with himself, I’m enclosing a picture so you can see. You know it only rises about two feet off the ground, but he nearly killed the cat and he smashed a horrible vase Petunia sent me for Christmas (no complaints there). Of course, James thought it was so funny, says he’s going to be a great Quidditch player, but we’ve had to pack away all the ornaments and make sure we don’t take our eyes off him when he gets going. | Lily’s letter to Sirius
James is just too happy his son is already a quidditch player
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What’s with the flower? Hagrid, have you combed your hair?