Get on my level

Oh Mason, always the kidder

Oh McKenna, always the one never to get mad at anyone. I swear it's like you don't have a bad bone in your body; always the sweetheart. 

I don’t really tolerate bullshit.. s’long as you’re not pissing me off or being a jerk then I don’t really see why you’re a bad person.. Besides, if so, I just won’t associate myself with you. For now though, everything’s cool, man.

Awesome. You seem like a pretty cool dude.

I love the fall

Do you love fall as much as you love dick? Haha, just messing with ya, fall is the best time of the year in my opinion! 

Where do you work? You don’t seem like a dick to me. It’s a disgusting thing to talk about.

I write for the local newspaper. Ha, wow I think you're the first person to ever think that. Just wait till you get to know me dude and I'm positive your opinion on me will change. I agree completely. 

I couldn’t agree more.

Seriously, bro. I wanna teach these fuckers a lesson just so they can stop with all this bullshit. 

Who the hell do you talk to that would joke about that?

These asshats at my work. 

Its sort of my birthday…

Oh, well happy birthday to you! And how old are you turning today?

Sadly, yes. 

Maybe the truest thing you’ve ever said.

It really pisses me off when people joke about something serious like that. I think I might have found my next topic to write about. 

Of course. There’s nothing funny about rape.

Fucking thank you! These assholes at my work need to learn that. I mean yeah I know I'm a complete dick but even I wouldn't even joke about something serious like that. 

Of course not.

Good. 

Sounds like a good idea Mas.

Right?! Then when we're on board people would have to refer to me as Captain Kickass!

It’s a pretty good life, I’m not going to lie.

If only that would pay the bills, I'd be doing that my whole life. 

That’s…fascinating.

Is that sarcasm I smell?