pizza is almost always useful

Julia Gillard misogyny speech ASMR

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

yes

some of you have never spent nineteen years in prison after stealing a loaf of bread and it shows

one of the closest domesticated relatives to wolves

ohhhh he’s tappin!!!

1-800-ARE-YOU-TAPPIN

Okay I’ll bite, what are “gays”?

- Corporate accounts on twitter

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up