Mason McCarthy;

Indeed I have. It was pretty disgusting if I’m to be blunt. Not too sure what that seems to be the cure-all for insomnia.

I don’t see how people can like it. Though in retrospect it’s basically like hot cocoa and I can live with hot cocoa with milk. Maybe I should try that. Can’t remember if that’s ever helped or not. 

I see. Perhaps some tricks might help you. I hear warm milk is supposed to aid in falling asleep.

Have you ever tried warm milk, Miss? Not exactly the best tasting thing in the world. 

Naps are #life.

Naps are pretty amazing. 

No problem at all, dear. Oh goodness, do you have issues with sleeping at night? Perhaps you should look into that, maybe a doctor to get some sleeping pills?

I’m not really... cool with the idea of taking medications. It freaks me out, I guess. Needing to basically be drugged to function when I can use something better like hypnosis or something. 

Now isn’t that the million dollar question. On the one hand, you’ve got the chance to wake up and, you know, life your life at some point… but then on the other, you’re kind of living like a vegetable until you decide to wake the hell up. 

I don’t know. I just don’t think it’s that great. Although it is true that a lot of people would love being royalty but I’m certainly not one of those people. But that’s good that you guys decided to share the title instead of fighting to the death. 

Ah, so following directions isn’t up your alley? That must be rather unfortunate. The only time I’ve ever really struggled was when I was attempting to piece together this ridiculously complicated IKEA dresser. I’m still annoyed that the instructions weren’t even in english…

Nope. It doesn’t really help when sometimes I still confuse my left and right. Kind of dangerous when driving, you know? Those are always fun to figure out. You ever get it pieced together? Without asking someone else? 

It’s just fine, okay? I know that sometimes it can be hard to remember so many things all at once. Good boy, thank you for breathing for me. We don’t need you to faint. That wouldn’t be good.

Alright, thank you, again. No, I don’t suppose it would be. Though if I did that would at least help me sleep for once in my life, so that could be a good thing depending on how exactly you think about it. 

I’d be happy to show you some if you’d like! I promise, they’re not that scary or intimidating.

Oh, sure! If you want to I mean, that would be awesome. 

It sounds like you need to invest in a decent GPS app for your phone. That way, if you ever do find yourself getting lost you’ll at least be able to find your way home without stumbling into a different borough. 

I’d eventually have to ask someone for directions anyway. Although no matter what I’m not the best at following them when trying to get somewhere. At least I haven’t been as of yet. 

Fifteen hours of sleep as like a nap to me. Bless you.

A really nice nap at that. 

Uh, sure? I don’t know much about comas. I don’t think you always die from them… do you? Oh hush, no need to thank me – I’m just keeping it real. That’s kind of my thing.

Not always, no. Some people are lucky enough to not end up dying. Or unlucky depending on how you look at it from their point of view, I mean. 

masemmccarthy:

I honestly haven’t. I may start thinking about it though. At least that way I have some things to do besides classes and sleeping. 

masemmccarthy:

Sleeping for fifteen hours should be an Olympic sport - I’d take gold every year. But, ‘sup? I’m Griffin. Welcome. 

It totally should be though you’d definitely have some competition. Nice to meet you, Griffin. And thank you. 

Then that really would have been an exaggeration- so basically you’re either just lazy or you really are fucked from travelling. Pennsylvania isn’t too far, so moving in must have just been exhausting for you. 

Probably really messed up. At least I’m hoping it’s not laziness because otherwise I’m really screwed. I’ve never really traveled in my life up until this point so I’m guessing that’s probably the main reason. 

I’m just going to level with you here… sleeping for fifteen hours sounds more like a coma than a nap to me… but you do you, boo boo. Just remember to come up for air when you need to eat, or you’ll starve away to nothing and waste that pretty face of yours. And that? That would be a shame. 

At least it would be like a not possibly dying coma. Right? O-Oh, well um.. thank you. I think. 

I wasn’t even reading and I still got sick! It wasn’t pretty. Thankfully, I don’t get sick on the subway. Some days I do that too so I’m not going to judge you. Yeah? Have you joined any groups yet?

I feel that. Oh, no. Not yet at least. I’m honestly probably going to wait a little while and get used to everything first and things like that. Get a bit more comfortable from being away from home and yeah.