Masculine Chastity

This is real.

As of today, it is against the law in Washington State to unlock your chastity cage for the purpose of sexual contact (including with yourself) without the consent of your keyholder. There is a statutory civil penalty of $5000 per violation, plus whatever compensatory damage and injunctive relief the judge assigns to your case.

(Looks down at your cage.) For you, that'll just be a $5000 penalty.

Technically speaking, this law applies to any "sexually protective device," defined as a "physical barrier device intended to prevent pregnancy or sexually transmitted infection". It'll be difficult to argue that a solid steel cage is unable to do that.

I'm not making any of this up. Here's a link to the full text of the law if you want to take a look for yourself.

https://lawfilesext.leg.wa.gov/biennium/2023-24/Pdf/Bills/Session%20Laws/House/1958.SL.pdf