Marzipans Menagerie

aries moon: “i will knock you the hell out in a fit of rage and then cry myself to sleep. also my emotions peak really hard and fast then change an hour later when i inevitably get over it and realize it wasn’t that serious”

taurus moon: “my hobby is sleeping and i love romance but hate people and expressing affection. i’ve had the same friend group since fourth grade and they’re probably the only people i trust”

gemini moon: “my brain never shuts off ever so sometimes i lag like a 2005 dell desktop. my constant state is overthinking infused with stress and anxiety is my middle name. i change my personality four times a day”

cancer moon: “it would be easier to list the things that don’t upset me than the things that do, i take everything personally and i will not hesitate to stab you. i go through eight different moods a minute”

leo moon: “i am every single persons’ therapist for free and all my emotions are amplified x100. i can work while having a mental breakdown because the grind never stops. my middle name is overspending″

virgo moon: “if i’ve so much as looked at you, i have psychoanalyzed and picked apart both your and my entire existences and i’m very disappointed in both of us. also i’m nervous. about what? yes. feelings are very frustrating to me”

libra moon: “i can promise you that at any given moment i am in my alternative daydream universe. i need validation from everyone and the only thing that makes me cry is sad romantic movies. i am the overlord of productive procrastination, and i’ve probably never showed up on time to anything”

scorpio moon: “i know what you’re feeling before you know what you’re feeling and i also am still stuck in my emo phase. i have never answered a phone call in my life. the block button is my best friend and i have frequent shower cry sessions”

sagittarius moon: “if you look inside my head it’s actually just a hamster hyped up on redbull + express shots running in a wheel. everything is in fact That Deep™ to me. i have never once been wrong ever and i will die with this mindset”

capricorn moon: “if i’m not being productive i want to die and my constant state of existence is mental exhaustion. people frustrate me and i like to view everything logically and pick apart all my emotions instead of feeling and dealing with them. spending money and being more successful than u is my passion”

aquarius moon: “katy perry wrote hot n cold about me. i probably don’t like you but if i do you’re never getting rid of me. i like to pretend i do not have emotions because i feel way too much but am not equipped to deal with it so i repress and ignore<3”

Would love to find someone to drawn me and my dogs as the chariot tarot card!!!!!!

Why yes! I actually have several Free PDFs I can give you that I’ve collected over the while!

Herbal Enchantments

The Complete Book of Incense, Oils, and Brews

The Ultimate Book of Spells

The Gardnerian Book of Shadows

Every Witch Way

Witch Crafting

Wicca In The Kitchen

The Magical Household

Circle, Coven, and Grove

Magick When You Need It

The Element Encyclopedia of Witchcraft

Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs

Spells For The Solitary Witch

A Grimoire for Modern Cunningfolk

The Great Book of Spells

Spell Crafts

Scottish Fairy and FolkTales

The Call of the Horned Piper

Book of Protective Charms

A Whole Folder of Nature/Herb Books

Cornells Digital Witchcraft Collection

All of these are, to my knowledge, still up and running! Enjoy these, I’ll add more if/when I find them! 

15 year old me: So, did you get into the school of your dreams? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, I don’t know? Do you a drivers’ license? Do you have a car? Did you move out? Are you happy with your life? 20 year old me:

she left htis guy for a bee

Her own damn name? Consistently pronounces it with a T that isn’t there, thus getting nearly everyone around her to do the same thing even though there is very clearly no T involved.

Bologna? Bologna she pronounces phonetically (does anyone out there pronounce that phonetically?), thus changing the way an entire generation of thirsty queers will say that word.