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Is there anything more beautiful than women supporting women?

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Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

theavengers

Vista job? Yes, no, no, I’ve heard of this robbery.

Don’t commit to stop being the person to text first if you are not also committed to never hearing from people again...

#loser problems

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piscesmthr

egberts

my mom finally bought a toaster

egberts

why did this get notes

hungry-hobbits

we’re happy for you

egberts

its just a toaster

egberts

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

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One day, history students might need to memorise the most popular memes we used.

thisonetimeat-bandcamp

I HAVE NO WORDS

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micdotcom

spongebob-daily

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friendly reminder that leia has lost her adoptive parents, entire planet, father, husband, son and been abandoned by her brother and yet has never been tempted by the dark side even once

take notes skywalker boys ya’ll weak as shit

msnichxxx

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

yaramcokderinden

Make his dick hard not his life

drinoo

Break her bed not her heart

shindysbaby

play with her boobs not her feelings

naastygyal

Get on his dick not his nerves.

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always salt your pasta while boiling it

maryshenanigans

It got better

all1sees

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

qurioq

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

averagedopeydope

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

my-little-mod-blog

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

dutchster

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

aureliusquinn

Reblob to save a life

danisontnonfire

just reblobbed

annulet

reblobbing to help those in need

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