Mace

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

*traps you in my mindscape*

Oh hey it's pretty cozy here

*deploys the creature*

Aw man!! What the fuck!!! This sucks!!!

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars