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Tumblr giveaway time everyone! Please reblog to enter and to help me reach the whole fandom!Â
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please have your ask box open so I can contact you if you win 3 winners chosen at random!
 Each winner will get a free double-sided cell charm of their choice and the matching postcard, reblogs only, likes donât count!
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Hetalia Worldâ Stars 2
I bought the new comic today I wanted to share some super cute & never before seen images! Like these full color cuties:
& this precious cinnamon roll of pure goodness
everyoneâs favorite eyebrows (with his flying mint bunny)
italy dreaming~~
and last, these three cuties being studious
Sorry the quality isnât too great (taken with my phone ^^;;) but I hope you enjoy anyway~
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Me: You have my attention.
so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes âdo you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?â and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded âactually i have a boyfriend, but heâs fairly prettyâ and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like âyou can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!â and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like âmom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??â and she just started laughing and was like âif you want sureâ and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
THAT WAS SO CUTE
My favorite story of 2015
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how is screaming âI wanna suck your dickâ to a band member you just met any different from someone catcalling you on the street
Read this Read it again and again
Applies to actors, athletes, and other famous people as well.
Just because youâve been fantasizing about them forever doesnât mean that in their eyes, youâre anything more than a very creepy stranger sexually harassing themÂ

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FUCKING THIS
Oh god yes.
isnât it ironic how itâs frowned upon for teenage girls to be sexually confident yet everything they do is sexualized
LOUDER
this wonât get 1% of the womenâs version of this post.Â
the world we live in, and people in general donât care about men. we are pretty much robots who arenât allowed to show emotion. weâre taught from a young age that boys donât cry.Â
fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men canât be raped because theyâre big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living.Â
Not 1% of what womenâs posts get? Check the notes We all think this is important Donât undermine what we think
Yeah, as someone represented in this picture (thatâs me! bottom left!), the idea that itâs a competition to get attention or that âno one cares about menâ is way missing the point. Like a feminist woman started this project and empowered ME to speak up and participate and then she put it on a platform where people could gain awareness from it.
Excluding my dad, it has always been women who believed and protected me - and it was almost always the men who did not care.
hi guys!
long story short: ever since presenting masculine 24/7, i am finding it impossible to get a job because i am transgender. now, iâm being kicked out of my house.
i have a donation bin up here where i offer rewards to those who pay $5+ and want the rewards.
please, this is not a joke. DONATE HERE TO HELP ME BEING KEPT FROM EVICTION, OR REBLOG IF YOU CANNOT
i really want to emphasize that you REBLOG IT IF YOU CANNOT DONATE. i am not a popular tumblr user, and all too often i see people will reblog giveaways or transition help ONLY of popular and attractive tumblr users. I AM ABOUT TO BE HOMELESS. even if you personally cannot donate, your reblog sends a message to several other people. please, please reblog and donate if possible.
thank you so much for reading and for your help!
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guys iâm not really getting any help, and no oneâs reblogging this anymore. i donât think you understand. I AM CLOSE TO HOMELESSNESS. we were given a 2-week extention but ONLY IF A LOT OF MONEY COMES IN.
please⌠i beg of you to helpâŚ
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i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so niceÂ
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i love this
god bless people with white backgrounds

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Most to Least Sexy
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Some women sexualize menâs muscles the way some men sexualize womenâs boobs.
SOMEONE SAID IT
Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because itâs indecent
LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED
not only that but women do not shout things like ânice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dickâ and âIâd like to rub oil all over your muscled bodyâ at men on the street soo
ya fine piece of dick
You can think ââI want to touch that boobs/muscles/etc.ââ, you can say it, but you CANâT do it without the personâs permission.