Zoologist - a huge ass nerd who wanted to learn about mammals but now is in absolute ecstasy when seeing a worm
Microbiologist - haven't seen sunlight in 4 years, resistant to bad smells, despises being outside
Botanist - secretly waits for you to ask them about what's that plant, lives through the herb life aesthetics
Plant physiologist - is tired from telling everyone they're not a botanist, neglected lab child no one wants to accept into the lab community
Ecologist - just wanted to be in the nature and now is crying over their statistical analysis
Physiologist - wants to recruit you for their research, bitches about hormones
Hydrobiologist - just chilling, sometimes goes on boat trips
Molecular biologist - puts different liquids in centrifuge for 5 hours and drinks coffee at that time and does it every day
Toxicologist - tells everyone they can poison you but really just finds out different ways how plastic is going to kill us all
Neuroscientist - that one girl you knew in highschool who was very quiet but now is still quiet runs a studyblr and posts anatomical drawings of brains
Forensic scientist - huge fan of Stephen King, still kind of questioning their life choices
Biotechnologist - the corporate scientist, we don't talk about them in here
Bioinformatician - can tell you about your dna and code a program for you
Geneticist - exactly what you would expect from people who started out with a dude looking at peas for a long time, in hate/love long term relationship with gel electrophoresis
Biochemist - laughs about inorganic chemists, ignores lab safety while working with concentrated acids of pH 2
[Insert overly specific field] scientist - bitching about how no one ever knows the thing they're studying
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