jmart hours

At least jon and martin didn't have to walk through the U.S. during the eyepocalypse. like how many square miles do you think Mr. Beast's domain was

detective au where basira is a sleep deprived, weathered, beaten down PI who spends her days so heavily stressed that a good hug might physically snap her in half and jon is her (comparatively) plucky assistant who is psychic and keeps trying to tell her that he knows who the killer is but she just says "shhh quiet jonathan can't you see the weight of the world is on my shoulders" before staying up for another three days and accidentally getting lost in the london sewers looking for clues

jon goes home and vents to martin about how the killer will continue to be at large unless he can manage to get through to basira or maybe stop the killer himself and martin says "I could do most of the hard bits for you if you want, you're a bit of a shrimp and I'm totally willing to help" but jon says "shhh quiet martin can't you see the weight of the world is on my shoulders" before going into the sewers to find basira and getting kidnapped for the third time that year