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Never seen this before: a man in the moon diamond. Probably mid 20th century, and set into a minimal platinum and gold mounting I designed for it. (online now)

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mike’s hard look at yourself
Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.
So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened
So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.
First suggestion: flush the toilet
This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.
Second suggestion: vaccum the beads
His vaccum caught fire.
At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.
And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.
Third suggestion: put salt in
It actually worked. Well, until.
Poop apprently started flooding his house.
And then the streets.
It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.
You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)
It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious
Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.
Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.
He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.
It’s stories like this that give me perspective on my own mistakes. Like I might’ve once made a dumb decision but I’ve never made a “it led to backing up the entire sewer system of a town” kind of decision
hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔
why were you microwaving a lemon???
I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots
Did you burn an orange too? How???
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

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Thinking about something
“Life has no meaning. Each of us has meaning and we bring it to life. It is a waste to be asking the question when you are the answer.”
— Joseph Campbell (via quotemadness)
If it’s too hard to think positive, think neutral.
I’m no better or worse than anyone else.
I deserve the same things in life as anyone else.
I’m a human being.
Right now, I am feeling ________(fill in the blank).
I don’t know how I’ll feel in 5 minutes, or tomorrow.
I can’t predict the future.
Life is full of painful, pleasurable, and boring moments.
The world is full of good, evil, and gray areas.

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this might be the oldest jpeg I can remember. had this bad boy saved to my computer when I was like 10