Beat The Meatles

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

And the older you get the more your ghost selves are sitting in ghost buildings that were bulldozed years ago.

remember in the early 2010s when every song on the radio was like "you're beautiful ❤️ even if you ugly 🤗 ooh im beautiful 😍 even if im ugly ❤️‍🩹"

i need you to be aware that you can make a giant batch of caramelized onions to keep in the freezer and defrost at will. that is legal and they can't stop you. they can't take this from you

omg I just remembered that to love another person is to see the face of god

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

no i said i'm obsessed with it, not that i recommend it

"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism

people discovering steven universe in 2023 are always like "this show is really good why the hell were yall so weird about it"

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

you missed the opportunity to say ‘ruff day’ instead and that is a sin that may never be forgiven