I am going to adopt every single Bruce I can find. And every Grandchild is automatically mine too.
That's it, that's the new intro post. Deal with it.
Some rules below the cut too. Also, I don't give a fuck about batcest, just as little as I care for batcat. But if you want to believe dumbass rumors, be my guest lol
Rules. Since some can't behave apparently.
- don't send me scat or piss asks. Not into either and did not expect to get any of the like here, to be honest.
- my replies will be iffy. And I apologise for that. My motivation just seems to fluctuate a lot.
I am an adult. I am closer to 30 than what seems to be most other people I interacted with on here. Due to that I sometimes post suggestive stuff. Can't deal with that? Just block me, no hard feelings.
Oc blogs are
@local-multiverse-traveler
@lil-hero-obsessed-birdy and
@not-a-constantine
@peri-the-pierrot too, but... he is kinda dead jsnssjjs in terms of interactions.
clinging to memories here
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incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like
thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now
what is happening
yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that
im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"
so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!
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incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like
thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now
what is happening
yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that
im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"
so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!
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It's 2am and I cant sleep! Horray!! Heres my adaptation of joker in my ocverse! I usually just take the versions I like best and mash them into a new version of the character, this joker is very BTAS and Arkham games inspired! (Also Lego Batman lol)
More headcanons and info under that I couldn't fit:
-I love love looovveeee the trope of joker knowing Batman's identity but not telling/ even going out of his way to help keep it hidden because if anyone else knew it it'd "ruin the game" (Bruce is weirdly thankful?? There have been some close calls if not for Joker strangely...) honestly it only really sucks that Joker has access to Bruce Waynes number at WE because its his public office number ಠ_ಠ
He didn't hate Harley persay... She was... Nice. Just not his type if you know what I'm saying. (◠‿◕) he just used her for convenience, the crush thing wasn't his choice. After Harley dumped him he was lowkey mad asf though, especially since batsy likes her more than him (T_T)
He has smooched Bruce before and he will do it again☝️ (can you tell I ship batjokes..) and for anyone mad thinking batjokes is gross and "unhealthy" or whatever 1) I hope you get better soon. 2) it's very much one sided Batman hates his ass and joker loves Batman's ass(literally)🤭
My joker has curly hair, it's just slicked back so you kinda can't tell.
Joker jr is also canon in my universe, Harley was with him at the time and she wanted a family, joker just went along with it for shits and giggles and also to piss off batsy (sorry Tim love you, dw he recovers later. Kind of. A little...)
joker dabbled in chemistry before becoming red hood and falling into the vat of chemicals, that's how he's so good at just pulling toxic shit out of his ass.
This headcanon is the MOST stretched from canon but it lowkey pisses me off when the comics use "diplomatic immunity" or some shit as an excuse not to kill him so I came up with my own reason: the chemicals joker fell into (named Joker venom in my universe- not to be mixed up with laugh gas which is the airborne gas he later creates.) reacts to different people differently. There's no predictable pattern (unlike for example: the Lazerous pit which has more symptom like effects.) Harley didn't experience much of a change besides similar impulsivity and recklessness, along with her Stockholm like love for Joker. When joker fell his reaction was not only to become the maniac he is, but it gave him this inhuman durability, almost cartoonish. His skeleton literally toughened, he has a slight healing factor to (nothing crazy but it is there.) you could literally drop a piano on my joker and he'd be fine, which is how he gets away with/walks off major injuries and attempts on his life. Batman CAN'T kill him without a sharp weapon or gun of some kind. Also as far as anyone knows no one else that came into contact with Joker venom has had that same durability, it seems almost random what happens, some people just straight up die.
Anyways thanks for reading my long ass headcanons! I'm planning on doing the entire Batfam next starting with Bruce and ending with my oc after Damian :) then I'll do other villains and my other oc at some point!
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